Fugazi

He got clapped off the fucking pitch, was embarrassing. People were chanting his name when he went off too.

'Huge claims'

"It’s the boy’s birthday today. Time literally flies. It doesn’t seem 5 minutes since I first saw him, all smeared in placenta and pubes." "“Dad, I don’t want expensive gifts for my birthday” he said, “just get me a pay as you go phone”. You have to give him credit for that." @LiterallyJamie

@not_the_big_Sam is shite.

I can picture him acting like an over-excited 8 year old at this momentous Boyzone concert, and King Kenny having to hold him down in his seat as he gets a bit too raucous. I can imagine kicking the shit out of a 12-year old kid because Words isn't their favourite Boyzone song.

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/109306899.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892102A727B1636DE2E63FF0B7FDEFA79BB37F5944762DBAFDAF177E25B1A60D5269 Well yes, quite.

Barca kick-off at 8. Sevilla-Hercules on beforehand at 6.

Aye, could remember the face but not the name.

Fantasy Football League? They had a bit about a commentator who pronounced his surname "Nnnluuuuuuuuurve".

Hate how patronising commentators are when it comes to lower league teams in the FA Cup.

Peter Ndlovu story about Micky Quinn:

Who Rino trying to get at in this pic Nobody. He's flailing around pretending to want a fight with somebody to try and look hard safe in the knowledge that there's enough people there to stop any fight from happening. Ah, the old "Liam Gallagher" manoeuvre...

It's hard to tell with Jonas.

His technique was pretty awkward like, though it obviously reached where he wanted it to.

Gattuso was an embarrassment.

Hoddle: 'Torres reminds me of the Chinese player Knee Shin Toe'. Sky will be chuckling away at that too.

Sinclair's is the best. By a mile.

Oooohhh

Nice goal.

Have we been on MOTD yet?

Jesus H, Carlton Cole's lip.

Keys is an absolute crease.

Coach is leaving at 8 bells for this, seems well early.

Late Messi pen wins it for Argentina. Cracking game.