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Alan Pardew would like to thank himself for making this signing.

 

Pardew said he'd never heard of Wijnaldum a few years ago.

Really?! You just know when we signed Cabaye he had no idea who he was. Now he can't shut up about the guy. So irritating man.

Think that's a fair price tbh.

Just don't see him as a defender that would work well for us.

We need aggression and athleticism in our back line. Don't see that in him.

I do hope they ask him not to do that celebration. There's children at the games over here.

Dunno why everybody's so horrible to Kaka, he's a harmless chap.

Kaka's brilliant.

You guys are very kind, and I am extremely humbled. Thanks.

Disco, please take note of these gentlemen, and follow suit.

Is that from a Ryder article? What's wrong with the guy man?! 

Can't believe Evans is only 27. Been around forever seemingly.

No.

Oh man, the DNA spiel. Goodness. So many bad memories 

I'm happy our manager will at least know who these players we sign are also, and be familiar with their games, which is always good.

No longer have to worry about them proving their track-back-ability and hard manship to stupid Pardew.

http://www.nufc.com/players/cabaye-palace-signing.jpg

:lol:

That really is laughable. Awful stuff.

He doesn't do anything amazing on last season's highlights but he finishes well and jumps/heads well. Decent awareness and movement. He is still really young as well, could do with a bit of Shoemaker to get him a bit stronger and sharper.

Supposedly more of a penalty box guy, so yeah, not really going to look special in highlights.

There was a really good write up on him from that In Bed With Maradona site. Got a lot of potential.

I was being sarcastic, as I cussed the guy out for preferring Roma yesterday you dufus 

And don't talk about my hoop you filthy, disgusting man.

Oh well. We're paying £12 million for a 20 year old that scores in the Champion's League.

While QPR demand £15 million for a 25 year old with one season in the prem and a bit of a dodgy injury history.

Hope QPR implode and are left with lots of egg on their faces.

Have to say this is pretty exciting. Didn't think we'd be getting this calibre of player after almost getting relegated.

Had a feeling we would get this one over the line.

A great man, and a great player.

Front of the queue to sign Nkoulou, which rhymes.

 

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/premierleague/article4493058.ece

Ah! So that's who we've been discussing with Marseillie. looks like the Thauvin rumours we're inaccurate.

Nkoulou's contract is up in a year too, and so fully expect this to be a goer.

5 ft 11 centre back. Good thing Pards isn't still around.

Anyone familiar with his game? Haven't seen much of him myself.

Seems highly rated though from a bit of research.

I've been told something but I can't say anymore

Don't be such a creep. Go away.

Very true. It's why I'm so glad that Pardew is gone. Because he clearly didn't have a clue what he was doing, and it's becoming way too risky having a complete moron in charge.

Because it's something we should appreciate having had that monster in charge beforehand 

Amen TRon. Amen!

We'll see how well the rest of the players take to the teacher's pet by the way.

No French contingent to back him up over there.

This is going to be intolerable 

You guys are evil sick people. Sod off.

So the club mistook him for a player and signed him up to the under 21s?! We're an absolute mess.

I meant credit for not being another Pardew, which he is clearly not. What's wrong with you people 

Pardew was an evil, dreadful, con artist and fiend. McClaren might flop, but he is a decent sort IMO.

You're really beginning to rile me sir. You really are. HE WILL FAIL. End of. I won't accept anything else.

Now please ... stop this nonsense.