KaKa

Ayoze for riv.

 

Cabella has been disappointing tonight really has not shown much at all

Have they managed to get him the ball consistently though? Bet they haven't.

I keep wanting to get excited about this team, but it's just impossible with this manager 

He really is that awful.

Half time.

 

Game is as you'd expect very few chances crated build up generally slow paced with a lack of movement up the pitch

 

Our play is lacking cohesion and without any really cutting edge

Against Huddersfield town ...

Let me guess the midfield is absent right? Not really getting on the ball to link between defence and attack correct?

How has Moussa looked in there? Not sure he could ever work without someone who really takes control of getting the ball from the defence and dictating play. Sissoko can't do that consistently.

So frustrating Pardew can't sort this crap out. We have decent enough players.

He's actually telling willo to drop deeper and create a passing angle for him) Janmaat)

Wait, Janmaat is giving this instruction? I love the Dutch. They know ...

What kind of a mug thinks a pre-season game between Newcastle and Huddersfield would be on sky sports 1

 

I looked.

 

Also looked on UK Gold too.

 

 

What were they showing on UK Gold?

 

Blackadder.

Ah, not bad. Pretty good suggestion then.

We are actually making rather cringe worthy attempts to play out from the back. Moussa splitting the centre backs at times.

Didn't last long pardew is shouting hit it long.

For goodness sake ... can't even try to work on it in pre-season, against Huddersfield.

What kind of a mug thinks a pre-season game between Newcastle and Huddersfield would be on sky sports 1

 

I looked.

 

Also looked on UK Gold too.

What were they showing on UK Gold?

SS1 is showing Liverpool/Man Utd? 

That's why you have to switch to Setanta for the game.

Cabella is very advanced in the left channel riv dropping very deep at times as well

 

So is Riv the one looking to link play, while Chucky stays up top then?

Very much so chucky is playing on the shoulder looking to get in behind but we have tried to as of yet.

Cool 

http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/mercato-newcastle-le-clan-ben-arfa-ouvre-la-porte-a-un-retour-a-lol-159052

 

 

HBA's agent's been talking to Lyon, I think.

 

Should post that in the Ben Arfa thread really. I can actually see a Grenier <-> Ben Arfa + money swap happening..

What does it say? Anything new?

is this on tv?

It's on UK Gold, yes.

Some fans singing that Shola song again apparently, idiots.

People really need to stop tempting fate. I really don't know why they find such things amusing in any way shape or form.

Cabella is very advanced in the left channel riv dropping very deep at times as well

So is Riv the one looking to link play, while Chucky stays up top then?

Riviere is the man. Really think he's looked promising this pre-season.

Hopefully Colback is shattered come the beginning of the season.

Yes, preferably the metatarsal of the left foot.

Is he still with Hull? Surely the man has better things to do on a Tuesday evening than fantasise about returning to the team.

Newcastle United FC @NUFC

#NUFC v @htafcdotcom (4-4-2): Krul; Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Haidara; Gouffran, Sissoko, Colback, Cabella; Ferreyra, Riviere.

 

Barring the injured De Jong and Tiote, that looks like our first choice eleven.

 

I still have this nagging feeling there's something missing in the blend of our midfield. It'd be good if we landed Grenier.

 

And you lot are soooooooooooooo wrong about Colback.

Wrong in the sense that he won't actually be in the starting lineup? Hope so.

Could easily see this team start vs City but with De Jong in for one of the strikers

Yeah, and Tiote for Colback hopefully, which wouldn't be too bad.

Sitting with the Huddersfield fan in afraid and I won't be updating at the pace of the game sorry lads

Was just kidding! Thanks for considering though.

Keep us updated please if you can. Anything to prevent us having to follow it on the window licker's tw@tter

Will update when stoppages occur,

 

Cabella has tried a couple of cheeky little lobs in the warm up

We need the updates provided at the pace of the game please. It needs to feel as though we're at the game too. Don't be selfish. Cheers.

Our strikers look dreadful in the warm up like, habit of dragging them wide especially gouff

 

 

You at the game?

Yeah, live in Leeds so easy to get down to this

Nice 

Please throw a stale bun at Pardw's dome on my behalf.

Don't miss!

Our strikers look dreadful in the warm up like, habit of dragging them wide especially gouff

You at the game?

Wow ... these players have it made. £2m just to sign up. Sweet gig.

I hope Colback is playing this much now to make him feel good, because once the business starts he'll be warming the pine.

Man, you guys have had Anita's behind on your minds way too much.