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Williamson is our most mentally stable defender, hence why he has to start.

Really like Aaron's demeanour and decision making to go with his speed.

Mike Williamson's gut!!!!!

First name Facundo, last name Ferreyra you dunce.

Neither Abeid nor Colback are adept at helping protect the back four, so don't know what that pairing was all about.

Abeid and Colback have been absolutely tragic.

Obertan's physique man. Such a great athlete. If only the brain and mentality!

Gouffran has looked good off the front man. Really wish he'd play central more.

Can we put some real centre mids on now please?!

We are bad at everything 

Rob Lee writing off all the new guys as lightweight, and crediting Shola with having some stature.

Joker man ... These guys are obsessed with size, and will never learn how to get teams playing properly.

Honestly don't blame MYM, he knows they're trying to get shot of him and the tosser in charge still insists on playing him out of position.  Why would he give a f*** or bust a gut to impress that c***.

 

Give over man, he's gash.

He's an absolutely horrific right back, that's for sure.

Pardew's face man 

Doesn't know what he's doing.

This is just so bad  Can't remember a single chance created in that half.

That's because we didn't create any 

Looked like it came off Yanga-Mbiwa's back.

Looks like he did it on purpose.

Can we get a continental manager please ... Forget this man.

Yanga-Mbiwa's Newcastle career just ended there ...

They're not even letting us have the ball anymore 

Can we not just play 4-4-f***ing-2 and have some semblance of attack / defend instead of woefully s*** with neither intention.

Yeah, that's really going to change everything 

These guys don't even need a goal keeper. Have we had a shot?!

Our forwards never even get to touch the ball.

Losing to the Anchovies ... Pardew is a disgrace.

Commentators just mocking us 

Humiliating ...

We are disgustingly poor. Man City will castrate us.

We are incapable of playing the ball to the feet of our central midfielders or strikers. Just balls passed between centre backs and full backs and occasionally wingers before losing it.

Nothing's changed ...