KaKa

Aaron's world class goal of the millennium.

Obertan is class you know!

Dummett always passes the ball back to the centre back. Tedious human.

Anita in midfield!!!

Willi and MYM pairing!!!

Random female nudity in that German ad.

Where?! Gah! Missed it ...

Steve Clarke needs a new look. Not working for you buddy.

Steve Clarke couldn't be any more wrong about Rivière. Says he's not the quickest 

Williamson is so key for us. Just a solid, smart defender. Would look even better with a speedy, athletic type beside him i.e. Yanga-Mbiwa's.

Genuinely terrified of what our starting 11 will be come the first game.

Commentators talking about how we came to contain.

It's friggin pre-season man. Pardew is such a depressingly negative loser.

Rivière is a stud! Boom.

Really excited about this. Have a good feeling.

How on earth does he end up like that...

Man, you have to see it to believe it. Lashed it so hard with his right foot that he totally lost control of the rest of his body. It was disgraceful. I'm sure the ball is still in flight somewhere.

:lol:

That left foot man!!! I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

Sinclair, Milner and Richards all missed. The English and penalties man, wow.

You guys have to try and catch Richard's penalty on Sky Sports later  :lol:

One of the wildest strikes of the ball you've ever seen. Shocking technique man.

Rudimentary from Richards man 

Sam Allardyce: "Arnie Valencia" 

This Bellerin lad looks very impressive.

 

He's a right back, so why did they buy two this summer?!

West Ham side looks disgusting 

Hope West Ham get humped.

How smug is Rob Lee?! And he isn't even saying anything! Absolutely intolerable.

Rob Lee is an awful analyst.

He really is. Just talking rubbish.

Really need Anita to be a mainstay in the team. Such intelligent positioning, and makes sure to get in position to receive the ball. None of our other CMs are capable of this!

Vukic is garbage man. Will never be any good.