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Park dusted that defender man. Very good!

Krafth and Murphy down this right side man. Just put a decent cross in for goodness sake.

Yes Ramsdale! Get in!

The state of Targett there man.

Murphy man ... my God. Is anyone going to put a decent ball into Osula at some point?

The Park kid is so sharp. No way this kid was playing in the South Korean second division man. What the heck?!

Hall has gone into midfield now. Switched with Targett.

Newcastle playing some good stuff!

Miley has turned into Rodri over the summer!

Targett scores. Box crasher extraordinaire! Miley is an absolute diamond. Great play to set that up.

Great goal Espanyol. Screamer! Ball given away in midfield by Targett. Shocking cross field pass!

Miley is fantastic for keeping possession and controlling the game in that 6 position. Cool customer man. Think he's so well suited to that role.

Targett is the one in midfield

Number 14

"one good season of top flight football"

Um ... not really. Never seen Mitro or Toney do this.

Some great names today. If we miss out on all of them I think even I might be done!

The Sun reported we were at their recent qualifier the other day. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36187675/newcastle-scouts-vangelis-pavlidis-transfer-sesko/ This guy was so good at Benfica last season. Technically brilliant and skilful and scores a lot of goals. What the hell is going on today man!!!

Oh my God man! Another thread!

Absolutely just have to have fun with the madness of it all really. Some people revel in misery though, so you just got to let them!

Great. So now complete the cycle and log off.

The way DeLigt bounced off him on the header for the first!

Think Kolo Muani would do very well in our setup and style of play. Another great option. Looks like things are picking up today. Surely we manage to bring in one of these for the love of God!

This has to be the approach. Absolutely!!!