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Number 12 on his training gear from todays pictures.

 

12?! Yuck.

Saw a segment on Ben Yedder a little while back. He's the futsal guy I think.

Fantastic little player. Way too miniature for Pardew though, I would imagine.

Man United will not finish in the top four. My bold prediction for the upcoming season.

 

Wonder what the best odds I can get on this are. Will be exploring this for sure.

 

7/1 Betvictor

Wat! That's the best out there?! I thought I'd get something a lot more enticing. Rubbish odds.

Man United will not finish in the top four. My bold prediction for the upcoming season.

Wonder what the best odds I can get on this are. Will be exploring this for sure.

Or just cancel his contract.

Can we sell Jonas now.

I need to find a way into this I'm an agent, give me money for nothing racket.

Honestly, it seems a pretty easy gig doesn't it?

Just stay riding other people's coat tails.

Never ceases to amaze me how much influence these agents have over their clients.

Man up and tell them to accept what they're given for goodness sake.

Some people believe our players are all worldies tbh.

 

A lot of the time there's a reason they cost £5m.

People wouldn't believe how good they actually are, if they were setup correctly imo.

So Sissoko didn't even start on the right? Interesting.

It's all quite worrying really, as it doesn't seem there's any idea of how we are going to lineup once the season kicks off.

Just because you're black it doesn't you can make racist comments like

 

Oh behave. Not all attendants are black contrary to popular belief!

 

I wouldn't be surprised if Sissoko would rather do that than play for Pardew at the moment.

 

 

Stop being a w*****.

Were you actually really offended by that? Serious question.

Just because you're black it doesn't you can make racist comments like

Oh behave. Not all attendants are black contrary to popular belief!

I wouldn't be surprised if Sissoko would rather do that than play for Pardew at the moment.

Toilet attendant.

Wait ... Notting Hill Carnival?! Is that a joke 

"Jonas did really well" ... that fucker is going to be starting again this season isn't he. Fuck me.

Any other fucker in.

Fuck off Alan.

Just got in. I see things couldn't have gone any worse.

Another confused, sorry performance by the manager. Rounded off nicely by a fucking Shoal Ameobi goal.

Fuck off.

So is Sissoko definitely on the right then?

 

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 2m

10' - Moussa Sissoko is almost in on the right before he stands up a cross but Ian Black is there to control and clear the danger. #NUFC

So friggin depressing!

So is Sissoko definitely on the right then?

Just when you start getting excited about things Pardew remind you how awful he is. We keep getting more and more tyalented players but will it make a difference with this cretin in charge???

So is Sissoko definitely on the right then?

I think it's becoming pretty clear that a lot of our deals become complicated when it comes down to agent fees.

I think Joe has to get a bit of credit at least.

If we had cocked this up he would have definitely got all the blame, so be fair.

This is a modern day tragedy, similar to a Romeo and Juliet.

Things would be so much easier in this country if the school system was more committed to having a proper structure for it's sports teams, with proper coaches, training and competitive league play.

For a kid to be serious about their sports it seems they have to join a club outside of school, which requires a lot more commitment, and effort. Besides, you'd have to be pretty good to achieve this in the first place.

There should be another option for kids that aren't necessarily at that level yet, who may very well be late developers.

Also, it's much easier to just go for practice and games right after classes. I imagine it would be a lot easier for kids to put off heading home to jump on their computers all evening, if things were setup this way.