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We turned down Douglas on a free. We're clearly not signing anyone this summer. Not even Matt Taylor.

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Not surprised to hear that he feels that way.

I'm sure he can't believe how much the fans still have his back. I'm sure he's not used to it, as he has typically had a rough time with criticism everywhere else he's been.

Considering how unavailable he's been the last few seasons, I think the fans have been great. Time for him to come through though, otherwise it starts getting a bit silly.

Hope Remy gets stuck at QPR tbh.

Surely no one is shocked by this

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Castrate  :lol:

Naija man!

Newcastle August - December 2014

Bent and Cisse up front.

Bent Upfront and Cisse on the right.

Bent upfront and Cisse on the bench.

Bent injured.

Cisse upfront.

Cisse barren for two months.

Pardew sacked.

Glad I haven't followed any news this summer so these are not as big blows as normally.

They are big blows. Heavy heavy blows. The damage is irreparable.

The summer's a write off.

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Just seemed a bit strange strange that youre jealous of Villa signing a pretty much unknown from Bulgaria

You jealous of him being jealous bro?

Apparently around £10 million.

Dynamo Kiev have signed Mbokani, Belhanda and Lens recently, so Ideye might well be on the move shortly.

For all the twitter fiends how reliable is this Dan Ross@football Dan

He's mentioned Newcastle are focusing on Ideye Brown as an alternative, due to the high price they've been quoted for Aubameyang.

Been reported before, and Brown was very enthusiatic about joining. He's a similar style player, who was just as productive in France, and has continued to perform since moving to the Ukraine.

Fellow Nigerian, and I'm even more psychotic when watching Nigerians play for Newcastle, as I'm desperate for them to do well. Would be exciting. Sometimes a bit hit and miss, but he always scores goals. Really athletic. Good pace and power.

Even Cardiff taking the p*ss out of us. When will this all end?!

A few on Twitter saying according to ASSE we didn't even submit a bid, was all from the French press. Anyone seen any confirmation?

Wait till July, July, July it's all been Julieeeeeeees!!!

Pardew is after him, along with every other uninspiring player we've been linked with.

It's what Pardew does. He "uninspires".

I find myself developing a deep hatred for this guy already.

Think his agents are taking the piss, personally.

I'm not sure clubs that big will really be after him. He's relatively only coming to the fore just now.

They're basically keeping us hanging to get more out of us, before screwing us over at the last minute.

I'm bored ... can you tell Inochi.

Seriously can we at least have some random French links to discuss.

Transfer windows are no fun with this club.

Nice to see some footballers actually getting in shape for pre-season training. Like that.

An awful footballer, and a despicable human being.

This guy has progressively become worse with every season past.

That Newcastle effect.

Pardew will be thrilled. The daft simpleton.

Looked like he might transition into a bit of a centre midfield dynamo, but instead he's just become an all around midfield hell no.

Rosie strikes again.

Well Joe sounds confident. He must have taken to the role, and things are clearly going really well.

Looking forward to some great signings.