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I would typically expect Whelan to be a jerk when it comes t dealing with us, but considering we just sold Perch to them, we might be in with a chance.

 

I actually wonder if Perch was used to make up part of the payment.

 

If that was the case, Perch wouldn't have gone unless we'd actually paid for and signed Kone?

Oh right, of course, D'oh 

Maybe their waiting till tomorrow so they can announce the signing of Kone along with Aubangyermam.

I would typically expect Whelan to be a jerk when it comes t dealing with us, but considering we just sold Perch to them, we might be in with a chance.

I actually wonder if Perch was used to make up part of the payment.

Could well believe this, as Kone was very productive last season, and is an absolute steal at £5 million.

Also, a far more rounded striker than Bent, who can play that wide role in a 4-3-3, which he often did when Wigan sometimes played DiSanto as the number 9, with Maloney just off him on the left, and Kone just off him on the right.

One who pissed on the club from the greatest of heights in January.

This guy signed for bottom of the league QPR, over a Newcastle team that had been after him for ages, and who had a bunch of his international team mates playing for them already, who were pulling for him to join as well.

Dude is lame.

Jokes aside though, we shouldn't do this. It would be so desperate.

That guy has bad Karma around him. He's gone down with QPR already, and has this incident hanging over his head.

Steer well clear I say.

Wow 

 

You know its true

I would care a bit actually!

But I'd probably be able to manage that

Wow 

If we sign him he'll definitely be found guilty and sentenced to the exact duration of the contract we signed him to. Guaranteed.

Argh, there is something quite pathetic about us going back to this guy.

Goodness sake, surely we've got more options than this!

I'd rather go back to Maiga, Gameiro, Erdinc even! This guy's behaviour in January was atrocious.

God this is awkward ... this guy is an absolute douche man, but we may really need him on board the rate at which we're going.

Hasn't Kinnear essentially been on holidays until you gave him a job two weeks ago?

 

Anyway, I wouldn't be too worried about him not being around.

He was helping the Sultan of Brunei escape the arranged marriage he was forced into as a boy, or something like that.

It will be so unbelievable if we start the season with both of them upfront.

Purely because we pretty much started last season the exact same way i.e. with two incompatible strikers up front in a 4-4-2.

It will be the clearest indication of Pardew's lack of intelligence. Making the exact same mistake a whole year later.

That's funny? In every thread? It's f***ing awful patter, man. The worst.

I'm sorry. No more Eeyore.

Bent's a decent player. I actually quite like him.

However, for the benefit of those getting even remotely optimistic about this move. Please allow me to re-iterate.

Newcastle August - December 2014

 

Bent and Cisse up front.

 

Bent Upfront and Cisse on the right.

 

Bent upfront and Cisse on the bench.

 

Bent injured.

 

Cisse upfront.

 

Cisse barren for two months.

 

Pardew sacked.

 

 

Great, now Debuchy has pretty much confirmed Cabaye is leaving, while subtly inviting bids on himself.

God, what's the point of going on.

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Bent has spent a whole season welded to the bench.

I'm sure he won't leave to come and do the same here.

Good luck to him, honestly really liked him on our squad. Another deal that in theory is fine if we upgrade our "utility" man, if thats possible. Be it a more defensive utility man who can play across the back or something.

 

I will say, there were times the bloke had immense interception and timing on his tackles - generally in matches he played very well in.

Hope he genuinely gets a starting spot at Wigan in central midfield. Have a feeling they'll use him all wrong though.

Still no Pardew quotes at all for a couple of weeks now.

 

Holidaying like.

With the emphasis on "laying".

I stuck with Perch form the start. He's like a son to me. Deeply hurt by this.

Younes Belhanda joins Dynamo Kiev.

 

Fee believed to be 10M Euros.

So outdated even Giggs wouldn't endorse this.

Why are we even selling players to that moron Whelan.

Man, I miss Leon Best. He was doing so well for us. Would have loved him to stay and continue to improve.

We should take more punts on affordable Championship talent like him.  Should be in for Redmond as many have said.

IF Bent = Shola -----------------------> Great Signing

IF Bent = Cissa Partner -------------> Shocking Signing

Julius Cissa.

Pardew's on gardening leave, and Kinnear's actually taken over hasn't he? It's all beginning to make sense.

I think we informed them of the highest we would pay, and basically if no one else had come in with a higher offer, we would then push for them to accept ours.

Hence the keep us in the loop spiel.