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Marveaux on for Tiote. Ben Arfa right, Gouff centre and Remy left. Try and get a f***ing goal, man.

In order to achieve what? 

Might as well put Anita in goal at this point, and remove everyone else from the pitch.

Pardew has already nullified Remy's talents.

The guy is a magician.

What th efuck is that crack head Italian doing out there?!

Eto'o and Torres over Lukaku

I'd sack Mourinho for it.

God I can't wait for Pardew's interview ...

This is Pardew's star man, Tiote!

JESUS!!! LUKAKU WILL SCORE 80!!!

Gary Neville will get Pardew the sack with his analysis alone.

This Martinez eh?! Overated right? Did nothing but get Wigan relegated huh?

I call bullshit! Where are the Pardew loud mouths.

We're making Lukaku look like Jordan, Tyson and Jim Brown all in one.

Scandalous shit out here.

He's getting sacked. No doubt.

Hallelujah, praise Jesus he's getting sacked.

Bet you Gouffran gets hauled off, despite being the only one doing anything half decent, along with Anita.

Santon has genuinely lost his mind.

This is just sad.

We're are those boys that have been backing Pardew. Let them out themselves now!!!

Were incredibly bad. We will lose by at least 5 tonight.

Pardew must go.

Santon is fucking awful.

I hate Mourinho for loaning out Lukaku, like.

Especially as he's better than all their strikers. He's a nut case.

According to Pardew we're most dangerous when they're in possession.

Obviously why we're letting enjoy themselves so much.

The game has settled now.

We just needed to handle the initial 10 mins, but we never do.

Anita is the only player who understands the words composure and patience.

We always look so unprepared at the start of matches, always under duress.

Ben Arfa is being shit.

We need two new full backs fuck it.

Well alrightyyyyyyyyyyyy then

Is that Moyes running the line