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Cavani is getting shackled. Not ready for this son!

Obi is such a gem. Chelsea made him so freakin boring. Still annoys me no end.

Oh Musa ... why Musa? How Musa? For the love of God Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssaaaaaaaaa!

Play him higher up the pitch Chelsea!

John Obi the great. Have that you punks. Pure class!

Man, playing so well. Just need to get a goal. Our midfield is dominating theirs.

This is the most believable theory so far, as Pardew has mishandled Anita terribly, and was shunting Sissoko all over the place too.

He is clueless as far as knowing how to utilise the players that have been made available.

We've seen this beforehand with Tevez and especially Mascherano. He's an idiot. All he has a clue about are these bog standard English players.

he should go down to league one and manage them to his hearts content the moron.

Well that was a shit goal to concede. Can't do the simple things.

Have you read that Mirror article? Seems to make the most sense so far!

Pardew is always talking about experienced English players, and has misused Anita blatantly.

He doesn't know anything. Get him out.

Schooling these clowns man! Need a goal to make it count.

Pardew just has to go. He is the root of all evil.

Of course he's not in agreement with Carr, because he keeps asking for English cloggers.

What a dope.

Here we go!

Can we wake up please?

Now to give these Uruguayans a footballing master class.

This is fantastic for them.

Navas is so explosive ...

Torres is so depressingly lax.

Torres is becoming a parody of his clown self.

Felipao, we will clearly smash Spain, and our performance against Tahiti has proved this.

How on earth is Honda on a free? Would be so nice to see him in the prem. Love him and Kagawa.

Spain have been poor, not Nigeria poor, but poor none the less.

We played them having just got off the plane. Far better performance. We looked far more threatening. Recognize game my friend.

Unimpressed.

Was that 5 on 1 on the attack? Crikey, this is farcical.

Here we go. These jumping midgets are underrated.