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Rice is so dumb there man. Tried to be slick but got caught out.

Complete change in Havertz demeanour and going from strength to strength since leaving Chelsea. Suspect it will soon be the same with Sterling. Such a mess of a club.

Really doesn't paint Staveley, Mehrdad and Ashworth in a great light either. Seems to have been a very relaxed and even irresponsible lack of awareness of the PSR concerns until the start of this summer, which created a lot of chaos it seems. Maybe some of Eales concerns were valid? Just hope this summer focuses minds, and has everyone sharpen up and get things in order. It's been such a mess, that I actually think that is the exact effect it will have. And so we just might come out of this okay.

Yusuf Yazici.

Mitchell has gone rouge and is making signings of his own accord.

Hate to be that guy. But if they're getting both Lacroix and Chalobah That Palace fan might regret having sent that gif ...

This guy hasn't played enough, so difficult to know what he's capable of. Would be similar to the punt we took on Willock, which worked out well to be fair. Actually think they're pretty good friends, so at least Willock would be happy.

Did they get Lacroix as well? Or did that fall through?

Didn't even have to include an option or obligation to sign him. One final almighty kick in the bollocks from Parish.

Yeah. A lot of them didn't like that move or the Mamardashvili signing. Two players that would have made most of us very happy. Such a twisted cruel world man

Yeah, and the Liverpool lot were spitting feathers. They too were asking why they didn't have any other options!

Haven't you heard? We're only just getting started

If it makes anyone feel better ... Arsenal and Liverpool fans are absolutely fuming too! Arsenal thought they were getting a top Winger or Striker. Liverpool thought they'd finally get their Defensive Mid (which is their equivalent of our right wing ). Lots of transfer rage out there at the minute

I think once the window closes everyone will be back to focusing on the matches, rather than checking transfers everyday, which goes some way to driving us all crazy!

We'll have to agree to disagree then. There was some talk this past week that he was available on a loan with an option for £40 million. Me personally, I would do that deal.

Wolves were not good and he's not a good fit at Man City. I would sign him in a heart beat.He's quite similar in style to that Morgan Rogers at Villa.

Honestly, I would just make them both available now for cheap, ahead of the 11pm deadline, and get ahead of the problem.

Yeah, it would have to be a player that is being made available already. I really really like Nunes though. That would be a heck of a signing. But it would need some tactical tweaks to make it work. With a more narrow right sided player.

He is an LCB.

I think perhaps we were overly confident of the Guehi deal going through, and the majority of the money was going to be spent there. Once we got that shut down earlier on, it seems we finally woke up and realised we were sitting on a bunch of money and started exploring other avenues. I think Parish really stitched up Mitchell something proper, which is fair enough. Hope he had fun. We'll just have to take the L and learn from it.

Nunes really really fits our style of play. Would love that, but we'd have to be creative with our lineup. I remember Wolves played him as an attacking mid and on the right sometimes. Somewhat similar to how Emery uses McGinn wide left now, but slightly tucked in. If there's an opportunity to get a player of his calibre, and Eddie can come up with a clever way to incorporate him, I would be all over that 100%.

Realising we had a chance ... till @SUPERTOON ruined everything.

Lascelles ... really. How long you been following this team man.