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6-0 Amanda to streak waving a 'Pardew is a twat' scarf just after Joselu secures his double hat-trick!

TV changes are due today - rumours West Ham is staying on the 23rd but Arsenal and Chelsea away are being moved as well as Man City at home to 27th 7.45pm which would be hopefully bollocks!

Donald Trump!

Sky Sports NUFC Debate special tonight featuring Bellamy and Dyer if anyone wants to listens to how we are deluded pigs and expect Champions League football every season and how we’d rather lose 17-16 than win 1-0!

HOWAY ‘MANDA! http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-soccer-newscastle-united-sale/financier-amanda-staveley-eyes-400-million-bid-for-newcastle-united-source-idUKKBN1CN16V?rpc=401&

Saturdays – no live 3pm matches Midweek – numerous Champions League matches live Is surely the main reason?!

Correct! His save from Phillips at their place when we were 1-0 up was magnificent!

Yeah, it should have been well and truly game over at half time - pisser for them especially as the draw was going to be live from Mariner's Park if they had of went through (or even drew I think!)!

Shay Given reveals how Sir Bobby Robson 'really loved a fart joke' http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shay-given-newcastle-icon-bobby-11357060#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Otherhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shay-given-newcastle-icon-bobby-11357060#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Other Shay Given on Newcastle, the club dubbed 'North-Eastenders' that WAS like a soap http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shay-given-mirror-dubbed-newcastle-11356786#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Otherhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shay-given-mirror-dubbed-newcastle-11356786#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Other Toon hero admits being baffled why Ashley bought Newcastle in the first place http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dont-mike-ashley-ever-bought-11357668#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Otherhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dont-mike-ashley-ever-bought-11357668#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Other Given on working with Big Sam, Dalglish, Kinnear — and more managers than anyone http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/managers--shay-given-working-11358032#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Otherhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/managers--shay-given-working-11358032#ICID=ios_mirrorfootball_AppShare_Click_Other

No chance after how they went on after our relegation last year not to mention the one in 2009! Quite simply, fuck them!

Man City had spent £135 million after being taken over including smashing the British transfer record and would have simply signed another goalkeeper! How anyone can blame Shay for leaving the shambles we were under Joe Kinnear for them is beyond me!

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fat-mike-ashley.1397383/

I'm sticking with BTTS in the first half on this offer until it wins. Got a decent chance tonight I reckon, odds reflect that like. I'm not bothering with correct scores anymore since cash-out is unavailable. f***ing giddy up, get in. Elsewhere I need 1 for Napoli (thanks Mertens) and 1 more goal in Madrid to win a double and 2 Dortmund goals to win an 8-fold. Geed up mate! Price was that? I had a £20 free bet so went Ronny pre and in-play!

Ronny is the man!

Shay Given's explosive new revelations about his NUFC exit http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/the-way-portrayed-disgrace-shay-13774492.amp

That thread! What a deluded bunch of idiotic, bitter bellends they are! I genuinely hope they sink down the leagues and we never play them again!

SSN - Pardew wants it Peter Taylor on the phone - “Alan has shown he can do a job with any Premier League club and he did an outstanding job at Newcastle” Ha ha ha fuck off man!

So Ashley pleaded poverty two months ago and now states “the sale process will give interested parties the opportunity of deferring substantial payments”! He is and always will be a lying b******! Fingers crossed we're finally shot of the cancer that is the fat pig! I'll be amazed if he goes quietly - see Rangers!

We’re still stuck ha ha! No chance!

We’ve been stuck near York since 9.15am! Pisser!

Anyone else on the 7.54 from town that has broke down?! FFS!

Mong in peace sucking their dicks there again. Aye, he has to be one of those lot - who on earth would have that username if they genuinely were a Mag?!

Merino not a patch on Kirchoff so far! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-sign-dortmund-player-on-loan.1381251/page-12

https://www.facebook.com/chroniclenufc/videos/1734172726595353/

1000000% this - bastards!