Paully

"We introduced ourselves to the world a few years ago when Darren Bent scored with a beach ball but we're now in there for football reasons" Niall Quinn, on Premier League World, 20 minutes ago

ESPN Classic (429), 10pm tonight - SHEARER!

The Soccerette this week is definitely worth watching NUFC fan and former Miss Newcastle and Miss Great Britain - Sophie Gradon!

Canny interview! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359989/Steve-Harpers-glove-story-Newcastle-keeper-seen-18-years.html

I know it's just The Mail........ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359681/Joey-Barton-depart-Newcastle-Hamburg-Toon-offer-leave-deal.html

Pinched from Celtic but it sounded class yesterday! Especially the "de de de de de de" bit when everyone was jumping around! Tune - Just can't get enough - Depeche Mode / The Saturdays! When I see Newcastle, I go out of my head, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, All the things you do to me and all the things you said, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough, OH! de de de de de der der!

Rumour on skunkers that he got a hiding outside of The Fed Brewery last night

Ashley using his mate and Thierry Henry to spin things the other way now! Remember when Keegan was deluded for wanting to sign Henry and Lampard in the summer of 2008?! Fat wanker

The texts in fulll; http://www.fansonline.net/newcastleunited/article.php?id=599

Not in the press but Paul Konchesky according to a skunkers ITK - hopefully as back-up for Jose as opposed to instead of him!

A bloke next to us stripped down to his kegs and started dancing on the stairs. I'll upload the video in a bit. I know the lad and was talking to him last night!

Ha ha! I used red eye thing to erm fix them! It didn't work! Ha ha!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=464326423104&set=a.387903998104.157589.747773104

The happy couple :colo: BAALS - didn't work!

Advert in The Journal today http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs927.snc4/74044_464624378104_747773104_5691540_6918545_n.jpg

Duck Sauce - Kevin Nolan version http://soundcloud.com/danski83/duck-sauce-kevin-nolan-paul-shepherds-chicken-mix

It's the reflection off Paully's tee shirt man. Hoooooooooooo! Jumper, please!

Aye, I called Shola a great man. Alan Smith was definitely there too, and I heard Harper was as well, must have been most of them... Ha ha! I got some cracking pics! Harper was there aye. I seen Ranger, Best and Campbell somewhere too - not in there though! you can't say that without letting us have a deeks! The 3 amigos! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=463562113104&set=a.387903998104.157589.747773104 Jonas' fashion sense is fantastic! Must be borrowed from Paullys wardrobe that gear. Ha ha ha ha!

What's the difference between Andy Carroll and the mackem back four? Carroll can live with Kevin Nolan

Your eyes. Pure evil. 1st can was 7.30am and that was about 11.30pm ish!

Aye, I called Shola a great man. Alan Smith was definitely there too, and I heard Harper was as well, must have been most of them... Ha ha! I got some cracking pics! Harper was there aye. I seen Ranger, Best and Campbell somewhere too - not in there though! you can't say that without letting us have a deeks! The 3 amigos! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=463562113104&set=a.387903998104.157589.747773104

Flashback of that! Magic that was! I have to say Nolan is a top, top, top bloke. A few of my mates met him at Glasto and he remembered and bought them drinks last night! Quality, did you see that guy in fancy dress with the doll in a Sunderland shirt attached to his trousers, looking like it was sucking him off? Brilliant. Aye A truly fantastic day!

Flashback of that! Magic that was! I have to say Nolan is a top, top, top bloke. A few of my mates met him at Glasto and he remembered and bought them drinks last night!

Aye, I called Shola a great man. Alan Smith was definitely there too, and I heard Harper was as well, must have been most of them... Ha ha! I got some cracking pics! Harper was there aye. I seen Ranger, Best and Campbell somewhere too - not in there though!

Coloccini, Gutierrez, Enrique, Nolan, Ameobi, Carroll were in Floritas last night and all were top crack!