GeordieDazzler

It’s surely only a matter of time until Chelsea do a Shane Ferguson? If they haven’t already

Weren’t we on a run of ten without a win going into that game and in the middle of an unprecedented injury crisis? I remember thinking at the time they might not ever get such favourable conditions to play us again.

https://breakingthelines.com/player-analysis/player-profile-gianluca-prestianni/ ‘comparisons to Lionel Messi’ I’m sold

God I hate Romano. He’s just a total proxy to tap players up. Scumbag.

Late January to end of March looks fun

Yeah he’s went to manage a top division team who are regularly in Europe and gets to live in Prague. Can’t expect him not to take that.

You say you have a no dickheads policy but continue to pay Julio Ensico a wage

Please call us NUFC please, I thought you were talking about Forest at first!

I think there will 100% be plenty of people who want one as a status thing so they can get to big games but generally don’t give a shit about it. I know a couple who fit that description, moved to Manchester mid treble season and got a season ticket no bother. Madness.

Who are the other two?

Next Havertz

He’s been very inconsistent but has had some patches of great form. He’s only 19 I think so still plenty of time to come good. He's the sort of gamble Chelsea can afford but we can’t.

Lack of other outlets following up this story makes me think it’s a case of Sky Sports repackaging ongoing interest as breaking news.

WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE JAMES TRAFFORD

Mbappe literally just won the European golden boot