Ronaldo

It's become clear from watching the pair of them a bit more that Forster simply doesn't have Krul's agility. Forster's going to be a top keeper when he learns to dominate his box, though, make no mistake about it.

Why not throw Alan Smith in as an option?

Sammy Ameobi starting. :lol:

I'd rather we didn't play 4-4-2 too, but why would it be 'criminal' to see Gosling on the right?

That's sexy.

As much as he tends to disappoint against the smaller teams at home, he's worth Billy Tray's weight in gold for games like City away. Great news.

He's 30 in January. It's a huge decision for him. Think he'll sign, mind.

See, a sensible riposte. You've actually come on leaps and bounds as a poster this year. A true pleasure to debate with when you occasionally drop the self-absorbed pretty boy facade.

One likes to come short and the other plays on the shoulder. As far as 'strikers' go, that's not really similar. If you think it is, fair play.

I'm not sure they're similar in the slightest, tbh. Both big, that's about it.

Of course I don't.

This statue would put a serious dent in your daily routine. The urge to go there every single day to spit or p*ss on it would be impossible to resist. I no longer live in Newcastle, so I'd have to resort to phoning in a bi-weekly bomb scare.

Guss Hiddink's an odd gentleman.

I don't see any humour in it, especially given the fact that Maiga's basically a Newcastle player. Sorry if the news didn't filter through to your igloo.

What would be funny about that?

I'm amazed there isn't one of Keegan, like.

His favourite team is England with Owen up front.

Made such a stirling contribution to Man U's league campaign again.

That one day will fall on your head and drop you dead. Vivid.

Would be funny as f*** if the statue depicted a 38-year old, balding, sunburnt Shearer in a grey suit and white shirt with poorly made tie.

Sochaux season ticket? No, just a goal I saw on YouTube.

You were barely sucking swollen teat when Andy Cole was young.

I really think this lad's the next Adebayor.

I'm tempted, but I won't.

Keegan's head was f***ed up by lies, deceit and stupidity from those above.