Ronaldo

He was in the first team for 2 years and then they sold him to us... What on earth are you talking about?

And Tiote often didn't get on the pitch for Twente.

So we could do with him, eh?

Higuain. But Messi wasn't far behind.

Lovely Alan.

We are newly promoted team. And that lot have been (for the most part) a shower of shite this season.

The best thing about most of that lot is their wages. Championship clubs could feasibly get a few of them. That said, if I was a Championship manager i'd only interested in Routledge, and at a push, Guthrie.

He's done OK, but not great in a million years.

We can't score goals. They can. Exactly. Especially away from home.

Berba.

It was only 15 months ago he was being linked with Barcelona.

N'Zogbia is the only Wigan player i'd want anywhere near our first Xl.

Never in a million years. Certainly not without Carroll - and when we had Carroll, he himself was probably our most effective. Tiote, Coloccini and Barton are more effective for me, but each to their own.

Ancelotti's Chelsea are far better to watch. Just look at last season's stats, man. Incredible.

Ferguson has a ounce of decency and respect for football. Which is why Man U (as much as I hate to say it) have been lovely to watch over the years.

Drogba won't be leaving Chelsea. He's still their best player, for a start.

If we had a fit young striker who could score goals then I would agree with you. Who else do we have? Are you suggesting starting Airey instead of Lovenkrands? Pretty obvious I was talking about next season.

Good news. Let's hope Barton's next.

High, late and reckless. Far worse than De Jong's on HBA.

c***...and that's before the rest. His lack of respect for the officials tonight was disgutsing If we had a player sent off for a similar challenge, I'd expect Pardew to have a go at the officials tbh. Give over, man. Challenges like Pepe's tonight can ruin knees and subsequently careers.

How anyone could want Man Utd to win the CL is beyond me. Scum of the fucking earth.

Safety first football at a club with an ingrained attacking philosophy. I knew from the second he was appointed that Mourinho would fail at the Bernabeu.