Ronaldo

He offers nothing going forward and is average at defending. An upgrade should be a priority after getting in some strikers.

As long as Wigan and West Ham go down

That is brilliant. Soundtrack really finishes it off.

Exactly the same. Really want Wolves/MM to survive.

Agree with the second part. He's fine as a RM, though. He just looked am awful lot better with Andy Carroll and then Leon Best to aim for. With these two c***s up front he's bound to be less effective.

Based on what?

Becoming? We've had over ten years of this rubbish, man. Funny his 'day' always seems to arrive when we're playing Wolves or Reading.

It won't last. They're running on adrenaline atm, the 'magic' will quickly dry up. You don't need magic when you've got a good spine, ambitious owners and a manager who knows the game inside out.

We'd miss you.

But if we won, you wouldn't be able to criticise Pardew, mate.

As well as Campbell has done he is 30 this year, would give him a miss. He'd be a good option off the bench. We don't have anyone of that ilk.

Aye. Bet you can't wait.

Give over, man. We've no idea how much say Pardew has in the transfers.

it was already dismantling,hence why keegan skipped out when told he couldn't have oodles more to rebuild. KK went because the club decided to become a PLC and the power would then lie with the suits in London. Hence why Ferdinand was sold ultimately. What? If you knew your toon history, that's what happened back in 96/97 when the club floated itself as a PLC. It was those who took the offer from Spurs on Ferdinand. Do I need to spell it out a bit clearer? Who exactly are you referring to here? Which 'suits in London' for a start?

Why would they say yes to Ireland but no to any one of Sturridge, Vela, Keane or any other number of strikers on loan instead? Perhaps because Villa agreed that we'd only pay wages when he was fit?

From the teams likely to be relegated. Ba, N'zogbia and DJ Campbell would improve us significantly

Bobby once said that him and Lua Lua would one day replace Shearer and Bellamy.

it was already dismantling,hence why keegan skipped out when told he couldn't have oodles more to rebuild. KK went because the club decided to become a PLC and the power would then lie with the suits in London. Hence why Ferdinand was sold ultimately. What?

Blackburn, sadly, are out of it.

So many assumptions. There's no real reason for any of us to suspect Ashley or Cuntbias were prepared to fund a striker.

Out of curiosity, explain his shocking period as NUFC and Celtic manager then? Celtic - I can't. Didn't follow Scottish football at all at that time. NUFC - got us into the Champions League, an FA cup final and had one poor season which was badly affected by an injury to our best player. Hardly shocking.

Roger Johnson is about as much as big as one of my legs. He's not much of a bastard either. Samba on the other hand would be a great signing.

Daglish is very blatantly a top manager. Knew they'd turn things around the second he was announced.

Aye. Pav's a 'luxury' player in the VW Polo sense of the word. No thanks.

Hutton is no better than Simpson, man. Not that I rate Simpson much.