Ronaldo

Never going to happen.

Draw will do nicely.

Won't be too far wrong... They all look like being wrong.

Nah, Billy Davies is a good bloke. Agree about Forest, though.

Lovenkrands is worse, like. I don't why some fans seem to make an exception for him.

Wolves belong at this level. The other 3 most certainly don't.

Yeah. Why should we criticise a professional footballer who can't run or manipulate the course of the ball? We're all cunts.

Still no idea what you're getting at, like. The last time he played against either Torres or Drogba, he was absolutely terrible.

Eh?

That wasn't 'them' though, was it? Against Torres he looked the square root of shite. Against a malaria-ridden Drogba he did OK, admittedly.

Cardiff don't have a hope in hell. Terrible team.

So he should be putting in a good performance once or twice a season. He gets paid fucking plenty.

Swansea or Reading will do it.

He's a far better bet against John Terry than Shola or Loven.

Be almost worth it to see Sol Campbell up against Drogba and Torres. It'd probably kill him. Did alreet last time out against them. Did he bollocks.

Don't be fooled, Adam's bossed plenty of games this season.

When? I can think of the Wolves game. But that was months later.

Except Adam's a talented footballer.

Nile's streets ahead of those two wankers.

He doesn't have the physical sharpness or speed of thought to be a threat in the box. Honestly, just shoot him.

He's very consistent.

Course he's injured. He's a walking hip replacement.

Be almost worth it to see Sol Campbell up against Drogba and Torres. It'd probably kill him.

Given the season Essien's had, I think that battle's a forgone conclusion.

He's brilliant, isn't he? Top player. Get him in to partner Tiote in CM. Probably the thing I hate Kinnear for most of all. Zog in AMC position would be ridiculous but luckily we already have HBA, arguably very similar. Edit: 'Ridiculous' meaning good Can you imagine if we could somehow incorporate N'Zogbia, Ben Arfa, a new quick striker and Super Leon into the same side? We'd absolutely demolish teams at home. Kill 'em.