Ronaldo

I talk to Man Utd fans all the time - they think he's absolute quality, and he is. Almost 60 goals in 3 seasons, not to mention the assists.

Ryan Taylor strikes the ball as well as anyone in our squad. He's just positionally clueless and physically very poor.

Dirk Kuyt. You surely doing this on purpose. Pointing out that players with limited technique can play at the highest level? Yes, I made that post on purpose. Dirk Kuyt is nowhere near approaching technically inept.

Dirk Kuyt. You surely doing this on purpose.

I heard someone say that their form has gone completely downhill since they signed Torres. The complete opposite is true.

Because scoring in the first 2 minutes against Birmingham in our 2 - 0 win away had no impact on the rest of the game did it? I forgot your 24 years of life made you the world authority on football and your opinion is always correct and cannot be questioned. That 1 point may make all the difference come the end of the season. You make it sound like we should be thankful that he's contributed at all.

As late as February, you were saying Williamson was utter gash and Taylor had to replace him, having said you'd rather have Taylor than Joleon Lescott playing alongside Colo. Link me to this post in February, please. Complete lies, btw. And what on earth has Joleon Lescott got to do with Mike Williamson? Stop mentioning him. He's another shocking defender, just like your pal.

Christ almighty.

You can pick holes if that makes you happy but there WILL be top clubs in for him this summer. Why? because he's a top player. End of. Agree But it's a different proposition doing it in a pressurised top team environment Ask bassong/keane/berbatov/Milner etc the list is endless In twitter terms #unabletomakethestepup What on earth is Berbatov doing in that stupid list?

True, we'd be on 40. What a terrific contribution he's made.

3 games doesn't equate to usually, mate.

Just a shame some of you stupid fuckers don't support a team in League Two. What an absolute load of tripe.

Simpson's not great, but he's twice the footballer Alan Smith is. As has been said, the guy can't pass a ball 10 yards without getting it wrong.

Jesus Christ, some of the answers in here are baffling. Sol Campbell, for crying out loud.

Given Hughes Woodgate Coloccini Enrique Ginola Dyer Lee Robert Beardsley Cole At their peaks, that was the best lot i've seen at SJP.

Of the current lot it's probably Alan Smith.

I'm not a huge fan of Jonas, but that's madness.

And it was a winner, during the Allardyce - Keegan season.

Couldn't have been. We only signed Jonas 9 months later.

He's a lazy fucking Nigerian. Like Martins, Ade Akinbiyi and Yakubu Aiyegbeni. .

I was always convinced that N'Zogbia goal was intended as a cross, for some reason.

I can only think of one - Chelsea away.

Pardew had nowt to lose, though. Daglish did.

Shearer's an incredibly stupid man off the pitch.