Ronaldo

Enough's enough, like.

Yeah, I'm sure you're well clued up on the 94-95 season. They beat a Man U side far better than the current one.

Man U would easily be the worst team ever to win the PL if they manage to pip Chelsea.

I'm a big Forster fan, but that save isn't amazing. It's a good save made out to be far more than it is by stupid commentators.

Christ. We're in big trouble if this is true.

Careful.

There's still no sense whatsoever behind the figures, man.

That lot actually came to around £120m.

No such thing as an injured Colo.

Almost an understatement. Another bargain for City.

He's spent the last 19 months taking the piss out of far too many forwards not to be an English CB.

As with Viana he wasn't completely suited to PL football, but he had a fair few good games under Souness and Roeder. In this country I think fans expect midfielders to score lots, create lots or win lots. Playmakers often fall under the radar for that reason, despite often doing good work.

He had half a dozen good games in his first half a dozen games.

Yorkie gets confused, bless him.

Charlton away, we lost 2-0. Was there, remember Duff having an awful time at LB. One of my worst experiences as a Newcastle fan, that match. Wrong game, mate. Both of you have managed to fuck it up.

It was Chelsea in the FA Cup I think.

Still going on about Nolan? Give over.

First couple of times I saw the Perch challenge, I was convinced he'd played the ball. Third time of viewing however.....

If Ireland doesn't make this, man.

Yeah, it was a staggering improvement from the mishapen hash of a football team that we looked under Souness. Unfortunately, though, we still had the same defense. Where's the unfortunately coming from? We turned a terrible season into a very good one. We finished on 58 points - the most we've managed since finishing 3rd in 03.

How do you mean they are quite different in style? I've mentioned on here before that I'd rather we changed our style of play than go for another lumbering target man. Also it means we wont have to pay Barton ridiculous wages, as he would be ineffectual... What a load of s****.

We played excellent football under Roeder in his first season. We averaged about 2 points a game under him, did we not? Was good to watch, too. N'Zogbia, Emre and Bowyer running riot, not to mention Nobby's swansong as an attacking player.

No chance. It was effective, but we were rarely entertaining in The Championship and less so this season.

No it's not. Ibrahimovic has done all of that and is still only considered a 24m pound player, even at his height when he left Inter he cost £40m. Do you honestly think Carroll will achieve half of what he has? I bet he'll have less league winners medals than Alan Shearer. Would you actually put money on that, or are you just trying to add a little emphasis? Barring career-ending injuries, Carroll will dwarf what Shearer achieved, whether we like it or not. Can you quantify what you mean? By Shearer's achievements do you refer to his trophy with Blackburn or do we include the number of goals he scored overall, including golden boot awards, his goals for Egland and being top scorer in a major tournament (Euro 96)? That post would go lovely on his Wikipedia page, wouldn't it? He'll achiveve more than Shearer, as I said. He'll win more trophies and probably score more goals at international level.

Weekly Woodgate wankfest? Enough's enough.