Ronaldo

Sunderland are incapable of turning anyone over. But they could win this 1-0, 2-0, or 2-1. The key will be taking our chances and at the right time. That's what we did in our last two league wins.

One goal changes absolutely everything on here. But, he does have to play, given the alternatives.

Also; everybody should wear a Rolex watch, people who use laptops in public are jerks, and Peter Andre is one of the greatest singers in the world. 60-year-old virgin. Figure that one out.

According to Durham *Jockeys should wear wing mirrors, **F1 drivers should use ejector seats and ***someone will one day run the 100m in under a second. And still some people don't catch on that he's winding them up. *Mike Parry **Mike Parry ***Mike Parry Nice try.

Wages we can't afford, not content to sit on the bench etc etc.

He started against Stoke. Was on the bench against Villa.

Beckham would barely get a kick in the PL anymore.

For one game, at Anfield.

Shearer put him on the bench twice. One was out of injury.

Thought he was on about Carroll vs Bramble on sunday.

We know.

No longer on bail.

Probably Williamson then.

Krul's confidence won't be flying high going into this. Worrying.

He wasn't good, like. He just wasn't as bad as usual.

8 players played well and we lost 4-0 at home He didn't say that, to be fair.

The same jobless, shirtless weeds that gave us the Alan Smith song, no doubt.

Vuckic looks quick enough to me. Has a very good stride on him.

Ranger was one of your best players. He wasn't like. Can't fault his effort but there was no quality there. Except he was. Not outstanding but caused problems for the Arsenal defence. How can you single Ranger out for (unjustified) criticism ahead of Lovenkrands, Routledge and Taylor, to name 3? Yep.

He's a never-was, mate. I hate to say that about such a good pro, but we're talking about a guy who was doing absolutely nowt with his career at 27. He's now nearly 31, with his main attribute all but gone. We can't really expect owt else.

I don't remember being appeased.

We really need to start seeing the likes of Vuckic and Ranger on the bench instead of Ryan Taylor and Lovenkrands.

Disgraceful that this statement has been provoked. Shows just how much influence these wankers have on the braindead masses.