Ronaldo

Souness is similar to Gullit in that I disliked him a lot when he was a manager, but like him as pundit.

Agenda.

That is my view as well, very very average player. That's probably what folk see in him. Average players are a rarity in our squad.

You could easily argue the same about Carroll, as it happens. But Routledge played well against Everton.

What the fuck is that?

No he hasn't though. He's been poor from the Stoke game onwards, fair enough. But then so has Andy Carroll - do you want him to be dropped for Lovenkrands?

Bollocks to him, he's a c***!! Rooney's a far bigger cunt.

He touched the ball maybe twice against Wigan. It's embarrassing how folk will clutch at the smallest straw in order to make their point.

Feel a bit sorry for Ferguson. I imagine he's the type that absolutely goes out of his way for his players, providing they show him respect.

That's what I just said, fucking plagiarist.

Aye, terrible.

Routledge will come back. He needs to focus on working the channels more as opposed to hugging the touchline. Usually there's nobody waiting for that cross so he hesitates and gives himself an extra man to beat. Thought he was very good against Wolves and Everton.

What on earth makes you think that?

Yep.

It doesn't work like that. He can't afford to walk from the job.

More than anyone could have imagined? We spent about £4.5m, man.

Yeah, break up Jose and Jonas to accomodate Shane Ferguson. Honestly.

Hughton hates Pedro. Where did you get this from? Joylove.

My thoughts, basically.

Hughton hates Pedro.

Big Dunc was a tough b****** with principles, Carroll is just a cowardly f***ing charva. Glassing people and hitting lasses? Lowest of the low if you ask me. This. Terrible comparison.

We need our best CB, at CB.

Madrid is a fashion capital?

Than who?

I like him, too.