Ronaldo

Can name 10 Chelsea players I'd rather have than Lampard, if every player had 15 long range efforts per game they'd eventually score. Yeah, because it's his shots that constantly have him at the top of the assist and chances created charts. Utter nonsense, Rich.

Drogba.

What? As a player? What's the shirt got to do with it then? In a white shirt we don't see the best of him.

Lamapard is so dreamy (as a player) in that blue shirt.

Fox fella: 'Can Bednar be the striker they need?' Warren Barton: 'No.'

The Curious Case of Benjamin Arfa.

It's called realism. We won't be scoring 4 goals in any away game this season.

We'd have drawn 0-0 against Wigan today.

How on earth was that Brum goal Bramble's fault?

Hold on, don't you think that we'll go down? I think HBA is the difference. I'm leaning towards us getting him, so I couldn't predict us to finish 18th.

Pretty happy with my relegation predictions.

I was there in 99, dickweed. Fucking hellhole.

And how on earth did he know it was his agent? What a load of bollocks. Keep that TOTT nonsense off here, please.

And Dave.

Mugs. he is so s***.. even for Blackpool Have you seen our strikers? He's better than 4 of them. Nail on head yet again, Skirge.

I'd happily punch that guy if I wasn't convinced he wears glasses.

So would Robbie Savage and Steven Reid, in fairness.

That was actually the season before. You're right, though, he was absolutely brilliant that day. I remember him scoring right on half time.

Robert was very unselfish for that goal. But, no. Speed was a better player, had an awful lot more about him.

Acuna would be our best midfielder by a mile if he was here today (at 25).

Let's hope so.

In fairness, Maradona at Napoli came to mind when i wondered why on earth he'd wanna join us so badly. Maybe he wants to be a gigantic fish in a medium-sized pond. If we actually get him and he can play to his potential, wow, forget it.