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So they're both in Jesmond?

Do you mean Lonsdale gloves? Not really my cup of tea but they fit well and most pros absolutely love em. Have you been trying on the £6 models in SD?

No.

Surely this means Smith is on his way?

What's Hodgson playing at? I knew the lad seems a tad aloof and doesn't speak English but fucking hell, his talent is there for all to see.

Returns £432.

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We're in the Premier League now. Lovenkrands would be next to useless on sunday.

We're getting nowt from Wolves.

Carlo Cudicini is too handsome to be a bad person.

Are we going to sign some players and survive, Chris? It would be nice to know, ya cunt.

That's that, then. We're signing Samaras.

That's the extreme, to be fair.

I thought he signed one last week?

no if he's come back and is working as hard as the other players then he deserves a chance BUT because of what has happened previously he should be at the back of the queue and if there's a striking position up for grabs alongside Carroll then the likes of Lovenkrands(16 goals last season), Shola (best goals to game ratio last season) or Ranger who has scored 6 goals in the pre season games he's played should get there chance first, if they don't take it then give Xisco a chance to prove himself. Although i think i'd even give Airey a go before him. You've obviously got it in for him.

What we absolutely cannot afford to do, is to give preference to senior players like Shola, Lovenkrands and Nolan who we all know are not cut out for this level.

Ranger deserves his chance before Xisco, at least Nile has been scoring a few in his pre season games. Xisco didn't want to be here and admitted he stopped playing to get a move away, now he's back he should be at the back of the queue and have to work his socks off to even get a sniff of a game. He clearly has been, in that case.

Aye, he must be wank.

Lovenkrands is an out and out poacher who'll only ever be effective when everyone around him is doing their job well. We can't really afford a player like that in the team. Xisco deserves a chance. We know exactly what we'll get from Shola, Lovenkrands and Ranger, and it's sadly not good enough.

The fact I think he could do well alongside Carroll. Shola is too similar (to Carroll) and Lovenkrands is far too limited.

I momentarily thought he'd done it on purpose.

He's washing dishes, bless him.

Harps Raylor Williamson Colo El Buffalo Routledge Barton Nolan/Guthrie Jonas Xisco Carroll