Ronaldo

Can you imagine them in their prime playing on the same team. Well, yes. Given that Zidane played with much better players throughout his career.

Robbie Williams is shit.

Nesbitt should be shot in the nads repeatedly then suffocated with a Man U top.

This is fucking hilarious.

Apparently Giggs is the 'current' PFA player of the year, wanker.

I wish someone would assassinate Corden.

I like it. I like you.

Johnson for £18m is almost as bad.

£50 (ew) on a Spain and Rafa (Wimbledon) double, returns £1243.

Looking forward to seeing you at Christmas, Ronaldo. By the way, did you get my phone message?..............LOL Which playground will you be at again? If you want to visit playgrounds, fine, leave me out of it.

Aye i remember going ballistic at whoever was marking him for showing him inside on to his left foot. Appalling defending. Bernard?

Ignore him, he's well and truly emigrated to cloud cuckoo land.

No evidence of anything whatsoever points to no activity as opposed to a beehive of it. We have no real evidence but he's allowed to speculate based on the silence.

Lovenkrands is a poor crosser of the ball, he creates very little. Great cross for Harewood against Swansea. But that's the exception.

Lazy f***ing convicts Yep, and we f***ing love it too. Still, whilst you are freezing your butts off in snowdrifts, we are having BBQs on the beach..........Life sucks, doesnt it? Way to make friends. No worries, Kid. Our winters here are 22 degrees C and we struggle to keep our sun tan down.......LOL Didn't you once PM me saying you were in the Australian SAS? You certainly sound like a tough guy. No, Ronaldo, not IN the SAS, but you are not far from the truth. Still fighting for your country, are you?> No.

Not sure I follow? Wages we can't afford for a CB who'd surely (if CH has any sense) not make the first team.

Sol Campbell. Won't happen, and thank christ.

Lovenkrands isn't even Cameron Jerome.

Poms? We basically established your wonderful country, halfbreed.

Fabregas really wants away, and he'll get his wish.

Hull could and should have gone down and did eventually. Birmingham, Stoke and Wolves have steel in their starting lineup that we don't, especially in midfield.

Except that as far as i can tell he only played 8 games upfront against top 10 teams. Which makes that stat look pretty impressive instead. Top 10? I said the top half, man. Use your calculator next time. And he played more than that anyway.

Then we're going down. Not enough goals in that squad to stay up.

Perhaps. But we're in trouble if he's starting.

In a team running riot last season he managed a total of 5 goals against teams in the top half of the league. Admittedly he was fantastic against Plymouth and Barnsley, but what good will that do us next season?