Ronaldo

Probably not.

We could do with one.

And you dare to call Drogba a cheat.

Play well. A deflected goal against Sheff Wed and Ryan Taylor is a better player, honestly. Wrong. Edit - gotcha. You're like Robocop.

You're hilarious actually.

Why?

Play well. A deflected goal against Sheff Utd and Ryan Taylor is a better player, honestly.

Bowyer is experiencing a massive purple patch tbh, wont last much longer. Good player though, said when we sold him that it was a mistake.

What does Guthrie have to do for a start?

Bent. What the hell is Vermaelen doing there?

Harper Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique Guthrie Smith Nolan Jonas Harewood Shola

Shay Given is underrated?

Turn the team around single handedly, no. Score a single goal in his last 12 games and act like he gave a shit, perhaps.

I couldn't enjoy us winning the world cup anywhere near as much if he was involved, petty perhaps but it's how I feel. Fortunately a lot of strikers on the fringes of the squad are really stepping up in the premiership this season, relegating him to where he belongs, in an underachieving past.

Looks twice the player, don't underestimate the effect of playing with intelligent, mobile players as opposed to useless cunts like Butt.

They'll finish about 14th. How I wish Blackburn would just go down and stay there, what a completely pointless club in such a shitehole.

More or less agree tbh.

Tell me about it.

That'll happen.

Come on mate, the personal dislike is a combination of his horrific performances last season and the absolutely pitiful way in which he captained the club.

Defoe, Rooney or Bent.

They all look the same man.

Agbonlahor and Bent are very good footballers who can score goals against good defenders. They have to be above him in the pecking order and are, thank fuck.

4 goals in the last 4 tournaments and people think 'he's a good option if we need a goal'.

We actually struggled a bit against Plymouth at home. With our horrific tactics we wont turn anyone over.