Ronaldo

Attainable Affordable Young Plays with Steven Taylor for the U21s Premier League experience He's not the best defender in the world but he's probably about as good as we could get We've got a mid-table premiership defence right now, we need to do eveything we can to build a good side in front of it. And not add championship standard cloggers like David Wheater.

I'm sure his hand just slipped out of his pocket when he assaulted that girl.

David Wheater? Are you all on glue or what?

Great, assualts women and glasses people on a monday morning.

I think you're seriously over-estimating some of the dross in the Premier League then, because that's no worse than the likes of Burnley, Bolton, Hull, Wolves, etc. Of course we'd struggle, but to say something like that is a bit daft. Come on man, Gutrie and Mbia would create pretty much fuck all and Vela and Shola might score 15 between them if we're lucky.

Taylor and Campbell would get anihilated in the premiership tbh. Vela and Ameobi? Guthrie and Mbia? Cleverly and Jonas as wingers? We'd finish on 10 points.

Sorry mate but.....

There's a hell of a conclusion, Lampard and Fabregas also missed penalties this weekend. It's easily done.

That'll be him going down to the DW gym in Boro tomorrow. Sick fuckers.

His balance is as bad as anyone's i've ever seen tbh.

Pretty poor other than that again I thought. Never seems to expect the ball to reach him and is on the back foot when it does. Reminds me a lot of the 'old' Shola in that respect. The 'old' Shola? Shola is still w***. Has never improved during his time here. He did to be fair, then stagnated.

No.

He was, at Villa and West Ham. Sorry I didn't monitor his personal training sessions whilst he wasn't playing.

You wish.

What is it about Italians? Disgusting cheating scumbags.

Harper Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique Taylor Guthrie Smith Jonas Harewood Lovenkrands

I see. He looks pretty damn mobile to me.

You need to ignore this blatant wum/idiot. Best keeper in the league by far.

eh?

I hope Boro get burnt down.

We need a defender or two in, just to ensure we don't get a glimpse of Simpson and Kadar in the middle.

Best win our group then.

I would rather try and evaluate him than their defence as a whole, it's harsh to say they've conceeded lots so he must be s***. Read it again.

Only 3 out of Group G can go through, whereas any from Group D realistically can. Maybe its the glamour of Brazil and Portugal that swings it. Maybe I've gone mental too.... Which is why it isn't a 'group of death'.