Ronaldo

Play primarily through him and he'd absolutely excel.

I'd absolutely love us to sign him one day.

They both stand offside too much, both don't put enough effort in, both foul too much, both jump too early for headers, both have a poor first touch and both never look like they were expecting to receive the ball when they get it and are therefore on the back foot. You could be on to something, at least they'd understand each other. Both will also score goals in this league. They're both poor and I don't expect them to form a cracking partnership but both have shown so far that they can get on the end of chances in this league, important because we create so few.

Shola and Harewood could do a very good job together in my opinion.

Carroll's played up front more than anyone else this season. 4 goals to show for it represents a pretty bad return for a striker almost guarenteed a place in the team every week.

Khiz before Kadar is laughable tbh.

I'm sure that he did well, going purely off the words of brilliant posters like Dave. I'm just getting tired with the lack of goals against quite frankly, horrible defences.

What on earth was Khizanishvili doing on the pitch?

Can't do fuck all in the premiership.

Ruptered achillies tendon? Takes years to heal.

What the hell do you expect me to say to that? Ahead of who?

The other 50 or so english strikers wanting to go.

Agbonlahor has to go to the world cup.

I would love him to do well and have said so on several occassions, I just don't see where the hype comes from.

Why not? It's Man U, they're all plastic, gutless wankers.

Gearrrd and Rooney get a free pass.

I have complete faith in Harewood and Shola to score goals and Lovenkrands to a lesser extent. The rest I just don't.

You're all mad if you'd rather have Carroll or Ranger starting than Harewood.

Should have gone to the League Cup final in 94.

What was going on at Radio Newcastle? Turned it off after the game.

Never said he would.

Come on Villa!

Can't wait to see how many he gets in the premiership next year.

Aye.

Butt and Smith central midfield. Is it any wonder we cant keep the ball? Come back Joey, asap.