Ronaldo

Has a interview in this months 442 Ah, that'll be why then.

Drogba with his 16th of the season.

Sat through 90 mins of Leeds - Kettering not so long back, never again.

Gerrard himself cannot operate without space.

Sandro Nesta is god.

Educated guess. Lennon is ten times more talented than Camoranesi.

Clearly watched him play once or twice then. Camoranesi is one of the least talented wingers i've ever seen, he's just consistently solid.

Get Bramble back, he once insisted than he would only do an interview with John Gibson if he was allowed to be naked for the duration.

A great thing clearly. Thank fuck Insomina buggered off.

Very redtop. Do we really need to go down the route of Arsprilla or Jeanarse? Its witless. Back to the point: Gerrard is wasted out there and not entirely comfortable! Far from it in fact. Joe Cole has been in major championships and performed adequately on the left of midfield. However, there is something inadequate about adequacy isnt there? Square pegs, round holes. Camoranesi is a right sided midfielder and considerably more gifted than the 3 mentioned. As for 'options'. That is the point. As 'specialist' wide men, Milner, SWP and Lennon are weak at international level. Gerrard and Cole could never be described as such, nor can they can be described as comfortable or specialist in that position! Once again: square pegs, round holes! Camoranesi more talented than Lennon? f***ing hell.

Tell me about it.

He can't pass/control the ball to save his life. I think he'd even struggle in this league.

He's done well at Stoke but defintely not a player i'd go for if I had the choice.

he'd still have been getting more gametime with us than he has with burnley. Liked the lad while he was here and was sorry to see him leave Come on man he was absolutely terrible. Horrible excuse for a footballer.

Butt is the better athlete? Than who, Lenny henry?

What utter nonsense. Lennon, SWP and Milner are options. Only one of those will go and compete with Gerrard and J.Cole for a place on the flanks. Italy won it with Mauro Camrogypsi on the wing man.

£9m on a central defender with one good season on his CV? The defence is fine, it's all about improving the midfield and attack.

SWP is a decent player but not in Lennon's league tbh. Another one who came from Chelsea looking a shadow of the player who signed for them.

We've coped fine without Shola but most (including me to an extent) call him the best striker in our squad. It's a indictment of this league, not Barton that we've done well without him.

And you choose David Wheater - who's considerably slower than Coloccini? Taylor struggles with pacey strikers, always has done - that's him off aswell then. John Terry used to have a torrid time with them, still does every now and then, but he's found a way around it.

Sacking Barton would make an awful lot of sense given he's one of only two midfielders at the club that's proven in the premiership.

Attainable Affordable Young Plays with Steven Taylor for the U21s Premier League experience He's not the best defender in the world but he's probably about as good as we could get We've got a mid-table premiership defence right now, we need to do eveything we can to build a good side in front of it. And not add championship standard cloggers like David Wheater.

I'm sure his hand just slipped out of his pocket when he assaulted that girl.

David Wheater? Are you all on glue or what?