Beckford would last 10 times game with us before being cast out the side for being 'lazy' and a 'poor footballer'.
Him and the crowd at SJP would be a massive, massive wrong fit. As would Boyd tbh, but to a lesser extent.
We'd struggle to keep clean sheets with that midfield and we wouldn't score goals. We'd finish on 15 points max, which obviously wouldn't be nail biting at all.
I don't see it as replacing Lovenkrands because he isn't even a starting player in the championship. The mere suggestion of him being in a first choice premiership Xl is beyond absurd.
To be fair to Lovenkrands, he managed 3 premiership goals in the time than Owen managed none. Still not good enough though.
I thought Lovenkrands could be a useful player in this divison and he might be. But the fact is, he's a shambolic footballer and if pace is all you need to be a striker, we can do an awful lot better for under £2M.
We shouldn't be having to sign players like Pancrate, but unfortunately our youths and reserves are complete garbage and it's been that way for a decade.