Ronaldo

What on earth are you talking about?

One man's cousin is another man's freedom fighter.

Stop lying to me.

Yeah but you found it funny surely?

I don't want those useless Irish players anywhere near my TV. In fact, seeing Duff, Given and St Ledger in South Africa would ruin the tournament, my summer and perhaps even my love of football.

Harper Simpson Taylor Coloccini The Buffalo Taylor Guthrie Smith Jonas Carroll Nolan

Or how about we start employing professional referees, should have been done years ago.

Thought it was"The Bull"

Ivory Coast will make the quarters unless they get stuck in another 'group of death'.

He's technically very sound.

Kanu?

Cap and Gown was a brilliant laugh in May.

Geremi, Shola, Jonas and Coloccini all at the WC. More than most premiership teams.

What is he, 30?

People with eyebrows on the side of their cheeks.

Plastic fans, they weren't even at the pub to watch it ffs. I was actually UBERFAN ALERT!!! Nah I lose points because I had Bulmers and not Guinness (still Irish drink though) Shamrock, Guinness.

Would you like to recruit me? I like your berets.

Badly tarmaced drives - in this country.

Horse running through council estates.

Yes, aren't we all. Such a shame for Shay, I feel absolutely terrible for him.

Why he's Irish, probably.

Decky, you're a disgrace to Great Britian.

Good slogan for the tourist board.

He'll probably know that those "Irish" New Yorkers will have never watched football in their lives, never mind actually visited Ireland. kind of what I was getting at.