Ronaldo

Robinho started so well but now looks completely ineffective. Would probably be a different story if he was at Chelsea though, little cunt

ro be fair Xisco has started 3 and scored 1. I could name 20 strikers in the league who make him look like Van Nistelrooy I agree it's not entirely his fault he hasn't impressed because he hasn't been given much of a chance on the pitch. However, he must be doing something wrong in training to have the likes of Ameobi preferred to him by what, 3/4 different coaches now? Yep. Plus the fact that he's constantly out on the town looking like a t*** doesn't help. Same goes for everyone's best mate "Oba". How do you know he's constantly out on the town? He's my best mate on facebook. and his status is 'Francisco is constantly out on the town'

Owen at the bar

ro be fair Xisco has started 3 and scored 1. I could name 20 strikers in the league who make him look like Van Nistelrooy I agree it's not entirely his fault he hasn't impressed because he hasn't been given much of a chance on the pitch. However, he must be doing something wrong in training to have the likes of Ameobi preferred to him by what, 3/4 different coaches now? Yep. Plus the fact that he's constantly out on the town looking like a t*** doesn't help. Same goes for everyone's best mate "Oba". How do you know he's constantly out on the town?

ask him to steal Oba's wallet and see if he's fit enough to run after him

Hull are very comforting in their absurd shiteness, terrible today

ro be fair Xisco has started 3 and scored 1. I could name 20 strikers in the league who make him look like Van Nistelrooy

Lampard and Drogba are on a different level, how Lampard didn't get a PFA nomination is beyond me

yes they did http://g.imagehost.org/0981/villa.jpg ?? the shirts they were set to wear clashed too badly with those of West Ham, the ones they worse were a late substitue, so to speak

has to be tbh, how the fuck did I forget him

but better than Duff and Jonas? probably

Villa let me down for £230 forced me to place £40 on Barca, Real, Man U and Gers for a return of £250

manager has to be Paul Ince or Addams surely

toss up between Gomes and Carson tbh, both as shit as each other, Gomes belongs in a circus, all acrobatics, horrible horrible keeper

tossers the lot of em tbh. Have it on pretty good authority that at a talk in in Blackburn last week Big Sam said that he hoped 'Shearer falls flat on his face' c***

I have to say, if we had a good crosser in the team i'd be a lot more confident of Owen getting a few, not that i think he'd excel. Very good in the air for his size

Harps Beye Colo Bassong S Taylor Jonas Guthrie Duff Owen Carroll Martins I wish, not a chance in the hell though

Matty fucking Pattison

Drogba is absolutely unstoppable in that form, still one of the first names in my word Xl

Viduka is streets ahead of both Martins and Owen when it comes placement imo. Fantastic finisher

Roeder has to get an awful lot of credit for getting us to 7th in 05/06. Won 10 out of 15 games or something like that, took over when we 16th. Not a good manager but no worse than Souness, who'd put put stroking his own ego before us progressing every single time

now that you mention it I did manage to find it on tap in Miami in september

Between 1997 and 2000, was someone like Dion Dublin better than Alan Shearer just because 1997/8 for Shearer was basically a write-off due to injury, while Dublin consistently got 15-20 a season for Villa & Coventry? my orignal post was referring to the injury records of both Owen and Martins, which are not comparable at all. Maybe you missed the point This season though, it is. In fact, Martins' has been worse...which is somewhat important, you know, when you have 6 games left to save your status in the Premiership. If he's fit, he starts as far as I'm concerned, it's a non-issue that some are trying to make into one. With Owen, for me there is genuine worry that his presence in the starting 11 will take us down. There has been nothing in his last few games to suggest he'll help keep us up Last day of the season against Villa, last kick of the game and one of our strikers* is one on one with their 'keeper. They score we win the game and stay up, we draw we go down. Who would you have taking the shot? *Nile Ranger not included Viduka is our best finisher by some distance tbh. Shame he has the mobility of a table and four chairs

was Shola booed off on Sat? was in a Leeds pub with no sound

You'd put Taylor up against Lennon? What on earth are you sniffing? Taylor will do a job against Lennon at full-back imo. Bully, upset him and don't give him an inch and he's out of the game, we saw that at SJP against Jose.