Ronaldo

has to be the latter tbh

fair play Andy Jonas Gutierrez counted to infinity, twice Jonas Gutierrez can slam a revolving door Jonas Gutierrez has no testicle hair, because hair does not grow on steel etc etc

He'll probably be living in Newcastle though like the rest of them. funny you say that, I saw Diouf's double in the big market on monday

are you just gonna keep posting that? it's in Norweigen

here we go again that page is useless for anyone who doesn't speak Norweigen. But Erik Thorstvedt what a guy!

give Cisse a month before he goes shopping in Sunderland city centre and one of his kneecaps gets taken off

consistency doesn't imply great every game, well not to me anyway. If he's getting an assist or a goal every other game (which he was) then he was essentially consistent

this is slowly becoming like a Chuck Norris thing Jonas Gutierrez is such a man, he lost his virginity before his father etc etc

for 3 seasons he was tbh. He had frequent off days, which every winger has

Gary Glitter. if friggin only, great player Saviola will be in by next wed is my guess

a great player is one who makes the team great, which is what he did. Along with Bellamy he saved Shearer from the knacker's yard

very daft thing to say didn't you say you considered Milner a fantastic player a while back BigAl's comment is fair enough. Robert was far too inconsistent to be regarded as a great player. Brilliant on his day but not enough of them most of which was down to him not being arsed. ah well, going by that logic 'his day' must have occured in 9 out of 10 games during the 03-04 season

honestly, what the fuck is he like man

aye, fuck him if that's how he feels, still we need a creative midfielder asap

very daft thing to say didn't you say you considered Milner a fantastic player a while back

I support England because I'm English. Crazy concept? I agree re: Terry though. I've thought he was very overrated for a while and is not half the player Rio is. you're right but he's still world class and streets ahead of Carragher etc

are you writing him a fan letter or something?

he's not getting anywhere near the pitch tbf

what is Milner doing playing for them anyway, he's nearly 23 ffs

and untapped

nope ?

Gerrad anol tbh

you and your obsession with death I remember you suggesting that we'd be wheeling Shearer out onto the pitch after his demise