Ronaldo

give Cisse a month before he goes shopping in Sunderland city centre and one of his kneecaps gets taken off

consistency doesn't imply great every game, well not to me anyway. If he's getting an assist or a goal every other game (which he was) then he was essentially consistent

this is slowly becoming like a Chuck Norris thing Jonas Gutierrez is such a man, he lost his virginity before his father etc etc

for 3 seasons he was tbh. He had frequent off days, which every winger has

Gary Glitter. if friggin only, great player Saviola will be in by next wed is my guess

a great player is one who makes the team great, which is what he did. Along with Bellamy he saved Shearer from the knacker's yard

very daft thing to say didn't you say you considered Milner a fantastic player a while back BigAl's comment is fair enough. Robert was far too inconsistent to be regarded as a great player. Brilliant on his day but not enough of them most of which was down to him not being arsed. ah well, going by that logic 'his day' must have occured in 9 out of 10 games during the 03-04 season

honestly, what the fuck is he like man

aye, fuck him if that's how he feels, still we need a creative midfielder asap

very daft thing to say didn't you say you considered Milner a fantastic player a while back

I support England because I'm English. Crazy concept? I agree re: Terry though. I've thought he was very overrated for a while and is not half the player Rio is. you're right but he's still world class and streets ahead of Carragher etc

are you writing him a fan letter or something?

he's not getting anywhere near the pitch tbf

what is Milner doing playing for them anyway, he's nearly 23 ffs

and untapped

nope ?

Gerrad anol tbh

you and your obsession with death I remember you suggesting that we'd be wheeling Shearer out onto the pitch after his demise

dont be daft

should have been flogged at the start of the window

one good performance from Taylor and suddenly we no longer need a replacement for Faye

motherfucker

you would say that though wouldn't you. Very daft to say he's the 5th best english defender when in truth only Rio is and the rest cant get near him