Ronaldo

The rules he's 'making up' aren't helping his employers/peers/fans much.

I honestly don't know what you lot are on about. He's wide shouldered but there's nothing on him.

Because he's rubbish. Francis Jeffers looked like a good PL player for a couple of seasons.

Tiote out of his depth even against this lot. What a player.

Or seconds.

I'm not convinced Tiote's a footballer at all.

Ash from here is your grandad?

It'll be like the City game at home. City will get goals then take their foot off the gas and give us a little room to play and we'll string 3 passes together. Cue some of the less bright yet prominent members on here thinking it represents cause for optimism. Till we get dicked by West Ham. We'll not get dicked by West Ham. A Sam Allardyce team has never dicked anyone in their lives. Last season at home against them I wanted to leave at HT. Never been so sure we'd lose a game after 45 minutes.

Which causes as many problems as it solves, to be fair. We really should just not bother about all that shit and get rid of Tiote from the line up. Offers absolutely nothing.

It'll be like the City game at home. City will get goals then take their foot off the gas and give us a little room to play and we'll string 3 passes together. Cue some of the less bright yet prominent members on here thinking it represents cause for optimism. Till we get dicked by West Ham.

Which causes as many problems as it solves, to be fair.

Why did the Ameobi's have to move to Newcastle, man?

He's right. He's a RW/RWF in the PL.

If ben arfa and that defence starts every week we may be fine... We had Ben Arfa, a similar defence and Demba Ba for the first 20 games last season and got 20 points from them, man. That team is a cert to go down.

No chance, man.

Ten times better everything tbh. I wouldn't like to compare any midfielder we've ever seen in the PL to Scholes at his best. Beardsley was better... Scholes reputation is now built on being overrated by people who rate him and claimed he's been underrated when he never was... Beardsley wasn't a midfielder.

A lot of it's Lennon. The lad just doesn't produce far too often.

The Chuckle brothers spoil an otherwise decent side. Cunts.

Too many of them are used as squad fillers because we won't invest in players to support the first 11.

Ten times better everything tbh. I wouldn't like to compare any midfielder we've ever seen in the PL to Scholes at his best.

Probably tried drinking from a big bottle of water and snapped his arm in half.

Cisse's my favourite player, but enough of this rubbish.

If you don't rate him I'd love to know your opinion on the rest of the rabble on the fringe of the team.

Finances Before Football should be on the club crest.

He also had the most assists in the PL during that time. Daft point tbh. I'm Drogba's biggest fan. This is just a direct reply to Mole saying Chelsea lack fire power up front. Drogba can't have had the most assists either in those years. He had 5 and 11. Mata has had 16 and 17. He 100% had the most PL assists in one of his first two seasons.