Ronaldo

Considering Pardew's history with Marveaux when everyone's fit is it? pretty obvious he's seen as HBA's less pacy back up. I don't get that. He's a totally different player to hatem. More creative, for a start.

Rolled a 6 on the genetic lottery. Never saw the bill.

Was there, so Blackburn wins. You and your arrogance, man. Sort your fucking life out.

Marveaux hasn't got a look in so far. It's pretty surprising.

Thankfully we probably won't see that combination at NUFC as a first choice two.

The Bolton one wasn't shot from up in a tree, though. Bolton wins.

I'm the biggest food addict I know but not even I'd touch that. Disgusting.

Why the hell is the article still up?

That's actually incredible.

I don't think it is. If Pardew's actually stupid enough to play Jonas from the start we'll continue to do poorly and he'll be sacked. Kinnear will then look at his stats (he's actually well aware of the player's stats, funnily enough) and tell him to fuck off.

Virtually all footballers get agents first and lawyers later. It's a stupid move for anyone, let alone uneducated men in their 20s.

Shouldn't it have been Cisse?

Scored twice for them in a friendly, apparently.

Not a single chance even Pardew persists with a 4-4-2 with Gouffran on the left.

Larry White at it again. Show us the money, knobhead.

Tough place to go.

Good analogy. When he does try to attack this happens. It's not a great analogy, really. Given that most fighters who keep their hands high are actually offensive boxers.

Three defensive midfielders if you include Jonas. Saw that team and knew we were gonna get absolutely dicked. Fucking cunt.

Lonsdale's own Carl Froch. What a shock.

First round defeat again no doubt.

Away to Stevenage probably.

I'd buy that if the wanker hadn't been making noises about improving the left side.

Wilshere gets the ball and keeps it with his fast feet. It's a bad comparison. Cabaye isn't half the player.