Ronaldo

Would have two if he were 38. Still a better striker than Shola. If we're listing strikers better than Shola im gonna have to put me phone on charge. Keep it to strikers over the age of 38. Only take a few hours.

What a pedant. The ball was clearly spinning towards the top corner had it gone past Speroni. And Tiote's a similar player to Jack Wilshere. Hush.

As if Remy or Cisse should ever be benched, man.

Tough place to go.

Steady on.

Blackpool were much better than this rubbish.

Apparently a high shot in the center of the goal is 'top corner' now.

It's Henry Winter, goes out of his way to placate potential interviewees every time he opens his mouth.

Yep. He's unorthodox but he's definitely a winger/wide forward.

It's Chateau De Pez. Red wine.

That's him in France.

Lee Stewart behind Redknapp.

Here we go again what?

Welbeck > Sammy Ameobi.

That's the thing, Pardew took a side with more goals in it to 16th last season. He's very capable of taking us down.

With the current lot it's a 7 for me.

Fucking hell, man, seconds. We need to bond.

As Madras says, nobody had a clue he was the weak link in the midfield to pressure then. They all know it now, though.

Not a chance even Pardew will play that useless cunt ahead of Mapou.

He's only an assistant manager.

I've just watched the 0-3 goals on Premier League Years for the first time since seeing them at SJP. Jonas should never have played for us again after that shite for the first 2. Abysmal.

None so blind as those who will not see. Love it when Bimpy's profound.

I just don't get how a player who can't do owt on the ball, isn't a goal threat and is often a liability with his tackling can be seen as a potentially good player by anyone. Tiote's true colours were revealed a while ago, I don't get why people want to deny it.