Ronaldo

He has genuine quality, yeah. His suitability to this league is questionable.

No, it's just far easier and more optimistic to blame tactics.

Like Tiote's a 'midfielder' anyway.

Was I genuinely not clear enough? Sorry if I wasn't, like. Seems pretty straightforward to me. Obviously neither would be in the top 3.

Just don't even bother full stop if you're gonna ask silly questions like that.

Best 3rd striker in over 10 years, tbh.

I'm amazed so many are picking Colo and MYM for CB. It's never gonna happen and it'd be a bloody disaster against even moderately physical strikers.

And better than all of our strikers put together bar Cisse.

I'll have a fucking party when the useless cunt retires or fucks off to League One where he belongs.

Not if Anita continues to get bullied and go missing.

TRon is absolutely right here, like.

If Anita's a wrong fit, then in what position is Cabaye a right fit in your ideal team? Both are on the smaller side to be playing as a defensive midfielder and neither is really suited to getting forward into attacking positions. Cabaye would be a best fit in a continental side for me, one that sat back and counter attacked with him being a deep lying midfielder who could pick the passes. I quite agree that Cabaye is far better suited to other leagues. In the PL for us he'd have the deepest midfield role.

Load of absolute rubbish, Yorkie.

Tiote's crap, Anita's a wrong fit and Marveaux has a terrible injury record. Anyone advocating selling Cabaye without replacement needs a slap.

I think Marveaux's more creative than Hatem when he's actually on the pitch.

I see it going more like this: Chairman "Hello." JFK "Right, I want to sign Owyawang." Chairman "Who is this!?" JFK "Who the fuck do you think it is?" Chairman (hangs up) Rinse and repeat for all other transfer targets.

£6m.

We'll see. If Everton dig their heels in someone will most certainly pay it.

His stock was probably at its highest last summer, so they've not held on that much longer than they should've. Anyway, he's a very good defender and a hell of a footballer. Easily worth £20m at 28.

Pointless.

What do you expect him to do?

To be fair to Pardew I think he basically demanded Simpson be replaced.

Not a good footballer, but mostly a decent defender and overall a good signing.

I can defintely listen to those two. Good choice.

Pray that it is.