Ronaldo

Yeah, that'll be exactly it. Bang on. Very astute as per.

Moyes owns Mancini nearly every time they play each other, man.

Different reasons for it, mind. Emre preferred sitting deep I think. Cabaye just doesn't trust Tiote to recieve the ball from the defence.

When did he say that?

Clarence Acuña was a good player. Most certainly was. You can add Scott Parker to the list too; better player than Tiote.

Mole has said it.

Why? They want someone who'll stay long term and looks to build side after side. Do you think a cunt like Mourinho is the man to do that? No chance.

Cabaye and Sissoko only, to be fair. The rest aren't great assets on their best day. Tiote is in his first season here was the best defensive midfielder I have seen play for us in the past decade or so. If we can get him back to that form and performing that role, he would certainly be what I consider a great asset. Tiote's isn't fit to carry Gary Speed's kitbag. If we want to achieve anything as a side we can't be carrying bad footballers just because they can tackle.

Cabaye and Sissoko only, to be fair. The rest aren't great assets on their best day.

I think Gouffran's a good option in that he can play 2 ways: He can play on the shoulder when we need to take risks or he can be more restrained and protect the full-back behind him with his high work rate. Unfortunately it would appear he doesn't have a lot of the qualities required to play wide in an attacking sense.

He's not good enough at protecting the ball and indeed the back 4 for that role, though.

What's his favourite position?

Like Bobby he will have managed his last game at the age of about 71 and a half. Freaky.

Horrible, pathetic little shites with dreadful, unfulfilled little lives want to see us go down. Ignore them.

We were 6/1 and longer with most bookies last night, to be fair.

We draw on Sunday and Wigan lose against Arsenal: lap of honour after the Arsenal game is back on.

Overstatement IMO. We've been given another chance (which we probably don't deserve in all fairness) to save our bacon. We better fucking take it this time, or the scenes at SJP will be very ugly should we go down after the Arsenal game. Not if the Liverpool game is owt to go by.

No but it would never happen, wrong side of 30. I know he's had mentality issues in the past but when you look at our lack of options up top I think he'd be a good squad addition. Carlton fucking Cole would be a good addition to that lot.

Is Vorm dead or what?

Nothing on earth is worth that.

I've just been sick.

Above surely Good point.

He should be lynched underneath a large bonfire.