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Neither do i tbh. Nor me. Gouffran's certainly not the answer for the LW/LF spot. Far, far better at it than Jonas, though.

His words seem to support the thoery that he doesn't rate Jonas much, but he doesn't think much of the alternatives either.

Creating chances has been a problem since we signed him, to be honest.

I can't remember the circumstances around his signing, what was the deal? TBF he had the tools to make it if he wasn't such a dense mofo. Apart from being big and reasonably quick he's got fuck all, man.

Direct result of a recruitment policy predicated on opportunism, as opposed to suitability and quality.

Bent a Viduka type? Crazy.

Quite crazy that anyone could watch him and have those perceptions.

Competition for Cisse, super-sub, option for 2 up front or whatever; he pushes the donkey of Fenham down the pecking order.

Why terrible? Not trendy enough. I personally hope we sign someone from abroad who has a worse record and costs twice as much. Or young and French. Therefore surely will come good in a few years.

It is if he breaks the law.

Yeah, I didn't mean just the above.

A winger and Remy would be perfect.

Next time he might headbutt her again, or break her fingers. All good fun, though, this getting drunk when you're an alcoholic lark.

More like we don't need to spend money on a player who won't be playing. We have kids coming through that can fill that role. Yeah, all that talent we produce.

I think Colo and MYM would be an accident waiting to happen.

Taylor, for all his faults, is probably our most dependable CB when fit alongside Colo.

Taylor's way back in that pecking order, man.

Budget cuts. Shame nobody is stupid enough to sign Jonas and Shola.

That pairing in France, man. What a horrible waste.

There's no other option but treatment. 'Locking [him] up' is an inhumane (and, as I'd expect you to know, impracticable) response, as is leaving him to his own devices. The only solution is to put him in a place where he can't drink, can't interact with the outside world and can reflect upon what a thorough mess he's become and why. He needs to be imprisoned or detained under the MHA for a long period, not days, weeks or months. He's fucking ill you arsehole! Soz pal. Forgot being detained under the MHA was only for those who are a bit silly.

I hope you've been drinking, Riz.

There's no other option but treatment. 'Locking [him] up' is an inhumane (and, as I'd expect you to know, impracticable) response, as is leaving him to his own devices. The only solution is to put him in a place where he can't drink, can't interact with the outside world and can reflect upon what a thorough mess he's become and why. He needs to be imprisoned or detained under the MHA for a long period, not days, weeks or months.

Gang raped a 14 year old. Would hope nobody would accept him here.

He needs locking up. Treatment obviously does him no good whatsoever.