Ronaldo

Given that he's better than Anita at everything and far better creatively than Cabaye and Sissoko he would.

As I said, it lacks everything. Creativity, dribbling, physicality, goals, ability to keep the ball in tight situations and turn it into positive possession. Marveaux, who's far from perfect absolutely strolls into that 3.

Well I know you do, as there's no tackling thunderbastard in it. But most everyone else would love it. Aye, that's why I've been advocating dropping Tiote all season while the likes of you were saying he'd be great if he'd just 'keep it simple'. I've no interest in a pure tackler. And I'd imagine about 3 or 4 people would 'love' such a midfield. The rest see it for what it is.

Because it's lacks everything, basically.

You don't ask for much. I absolutely hate the look of that midfield.

Good luck getting anywhere near the level of ability most of the England lot have on our budget.

My Boro supporting mate thinks he's rubbish. Mine said that, too. Doesn't think much of Sammy either.

Lampard - Carrick - Wilshere Sturridge - Rooney - Walcott Is the best bet for the front 6.

Walcott aside the quality out wide is shocking.

Exactly.

ASEC have developed many world class players, tbf. Like who?

Enjoyed that.

Nice effort from Walters.

Wayne 'Rooney' What a ludicrous thing to say.

Sturridge dead.

Lampard, man. I could barely love him any more if he was a Toon player.

The Ox ffs. I've seen him have about 3 good games.

What is Cahill doing?

I keep expecting to see Oguchi Onyewu.

Look at these fools, man. What a bunch of wankers.

Morons.

Far more likeable, that's for sure.

Getting the most expensive side every assembled to draw 3-3 at home to Burnley was pretty neat.

All true. Tired of being reminded of it in this thread as opposed to when I'm watching us play, though.