Ronaldo

And I've been proved right yet again.

And little chance of us signing them.

I really want us to sign Carroll now.

He runs his bollocks off, has been criminally misused this season and is probably chiefly responsible for us staying up, yet to read this thread you'd think there was actually bad feeling towards him. Embarrassing, even if it is only one person.

Just doesn't work like that, though.

I've been thinking that since the Sunderland game, tbh. It's like a balloon waiting to burst.

Love to see how well Inzaghi would do with Jonas and Gouffran supplying his service.

The PR is on behalf of Cunts 1 & 2.

It most likely will be in 15 years.

We need to act if he's stil in a job come midsummer, and when I say 'we' I don't mean the two cunts who've caused this mess.

Yes to the two above. I can't help thinking that he'd take a lot from getting such an award, too. And let's be fucking honest, we're a lot better off with a more confident Cisse than a more confident Santon etc.

Albert Albert Luque wears gloves.

That's sarcasm, right?

How many good corners have we seen this season, though? Very, very few with Cabaye over them.

I've heard worse descriptions, to be fair.

Carroll's as unselfish as they come.

Looks like a second-class achievement to that lot of fucking cunts, though.

Certainly would have its merits, but there's also the downside to think about in terms of losing an extra man out of the midfield, etc. I'd find it difficult to shed tears for that, like. I only really have faith in 3 midfielders. One of whom (Marveaux) will probably only be good to start 15 games, for various reasons.

I tell you what, for an 'athletic' bunch there's very few of them who seem to be able to last 90 minutes.

Horrendously basic but you're effectively killing 3 important birds with 1 stone: more chances for Cisse, a counter to high pressure stuff that has us all at sea and far more effective set pieces.

By nice I mean someone who seems to get on well with all the players as opposed to someone like say Souness where factions developed. He seems to do well on that front it's the rest of it which is starting to raise questions. You'll find long term that he has had a major bust up with Coloccini despite the nonsense that is being spouted about back injuries and so forth. One player who clearly wants to be somewhere else anyway? Yep, correct and I can assure you it's because of a Mr. A. Pardew and nobody else. How do you know?

By nice I mean someone who seems to get on well with all the players as opposed to someone like say Souness where factions developed. He seems to do well on that front it's the rest of it which is starting to raise questions. You'll find long term that he has had a major bust up with Coloccini despite the nonsense that is being spouted about back injuries and so forth. One player who clearly wants to be somewhere else anyway?

Eh?

Yeah well we're at the point now that he's hurting us so much the rest doesn't matter.