Ronaldo

Still think the first team's generally propped up by a load of rubbish and key players aren't performing as well as they should. That said, tactically he'll always hold us back and when that's compounded by ridiculous inclusions in the first Xl it's difficult to construct a decent defence for the guy.

And the fact a talentless workhorse is playing in a position responsible for creativity.

Willo lacks pace.

We're creating very little for Cisse, to be fair to the lad.

I do hope there'll be money to spend in the summer because for me we're missing an adequate sub keeper, competition for Cisse and cover for Ben Arfa. Then you have Colo pissing off. Still work to be done.

The best we have in what position, out wide?

What exactly was asked, dude?

Total joke that didn't happen.

How does that mitigate for him? Nine out of ten of his corners turn our attack in defence. I didnt say it mitigated him, I said that on the occasion he does put a decent delivery in, we don't win the header. Which means, using your logic, that for 9 out of 10 of his corners, the opposition win the first ball. Even if a corner is poor, you'd expect us to come out with possession roughly 50% of the time. Think before you type. How would you expect us to come out with possession when his corners hit the first man or go sail past the man at the back post? His corners aren't just difficult to attack, they're mostly impossible to attack.

Robert by a million miles.

What? What don't you agree with? Just about every rating on there's 1 mark too high.

Routledge has improved immeasurably since he joined Swansea. By the time he left us he was playing shite every week. It's a moot point, anyway. Has he bollocks, man. He's just being played in a 4-3-3 instead of being asked to graft in a rigid 4-4-2. Routledge has always been good enough for our squad and would walk into our team with Hatem out.

Never gets that far.

How does that mitigate for him? Nine out of ten of his corners turn our attack in defence.

Fed up of Pardew for playing him when there's several better options.

What?

Should be banned from taking corners. Bloody useless at it and it costs us.

I'm very worried about Elliott against Stoke.

Playing Jonas and Tiote against this lot was always going to end badly. Neither would get near Swansea's bench.

Can't be bothered getting into this again, far better, more positive things to contemplate. He was poor in his first season, OK in The Championship, mostly poor with good late form in the first season back, useful last season and absolutely terrible this campaign. That's all I'm gonna say on him; thankfully we've replaced the deadwood with real footballers recently and he's next.

I absolutely love Jonas, just think he's a crap footballer who's held us back since his first season.

He'll join Smith at Dons.

Most cruisers will fight at around 95 kilos after making weight the day before at 90. You're right, too. The intense training camps required for boxing would cause gradual weight loss too.

Great article by his standards apart from the nonsense about Subway and Nando's.

Dinho just loves using sexual swear words in reference to chaps. He was at it the other day, too.