Ronaldo

State of that, man. Be a good day for football if that horrible little Portuguese prick is assassinated.

For doing what?

Come on, Scum.

Mourinho pays another ref off.

You what?

Kaka's top form died in 2007.

You mean when you've watched him against Barcelona. Insight.

Something about Michael Carrick I think. "Oh, oh, oh, it's Carrick, you know, it's hard to believe it's not Scholes, it's Carrick, you know, it's hard to believe it's not Scholes."

I'd agree with that. Think it will happen, mind.

He's neither a midfielder nor a defender, tbh. He's a set-piece specialist who can occasionally fill a random gap in the team without ballsing up.

We blatantly will, thought. It's going to happen with as much certainty as Colo leaving this summer.

Owen plays the 'look at who I am' card all the time despite not contributing significantly to anything for over half a decade. Be a good day when one of the snakes in his garden he tweets about bites him in the arse and it ends him.

Aye, he's quality. Great man and great player.

Redknapp called it 3 years ago, shame our lot who worked with him every single day couldn't figure it out till now.

With those stats it wouldn't matter if opposing defences all found him hilarious. Still a far cry from the 37 they had from RVP last season. They've done well to spread-out the goal-scoring this year, with Giroud, Podolski, Walcott and Cazorla all hitting double-digits. But while ManU has RVP, Rooney, Hernandez and City has Aguero, Tevez, Dzeko in addition to their attacking midfielders and wingers, Arsenal has Giroud up top and that's about it. Nobody said he was RVP. But the adoration certain players at this club without ever getting near to such impressive stats should remind folk to think twice.

I disagree, not when you compare us to most other sides. Even Man Utd by their standards is propped up by some rubbish. No club has 22 world-class players. We have as good a squad as any outside of Man Utd, Chelsea and Man City. We are now on a par with Spurs and Arsenal in terms of squad. Our key players are not performing as well as they can or should because of the system, tactics, coaching etc. Cisse wide right. Ba a target man. Cabaye a quarter-back. Ben Arfa a wing-back. Jonas still being selected. Tiote a hard man. Even this so-called 10 position of Sisoko, bull shit. He's not playing that role or position whatsoever. He does eventually find himself in such a position/role but only due to the game opening up and other game factors etc. He doesn't start as a number 10 or play that role from kick-off. With Goufran in the side there is no need whatsoever for Jonas. No chance, man. Not when Elliott/Harper, Danny Simpson, Shola Ameobi and Jonas are always one injury or less away from starting games.

With those stats it wouldn't matter if opposing defences all found him hilarious.

Who'd probably get into our team without much trouble at all, fwiw.

Still think the first team's generally propped up by a load of rubbish and key players aren't performing as well as they should. That said, tactically he'll always hold us back and when that's compounded by ridiculous inclusions in the first Xl it's difficult to construct a decent defence for the guy.

And the fact a talentless workhorse is playing in a position responsible for creativity.

Willo lacks pace.

We're creating very little for Cisse, to be fair to the lad.

I do hope there'll be money to spend in the summer because for me we're missing an adequate sub keeper, competition for Cisse and cover for Ben Arfa. Then you have Colo pissing off. Still work to be done.

The best we have in what position, out wide?

What exactly was asked, dude?