Ronaldo

Total joke that didn't happen.

How does that mitigate for him? Nine out of ten of his corners turn our attack in defence. I didnt say it mitigated him, I said that on the occasion he does put a decent delivery in, we don't win the header. Which means, using your logic, that for 9 out of 10 of his corners, the opposition win the first ball. Even if a corner is poor, you'd expect us to come out with possession roughly 50% of the time. Think before you type. How would you expect us to come out with possession when his corners hit the first man or go sail past the man at the back post? His corners aren't just difficult to attack, they're mostly impossible to attack.

Robert by a million miles.

What? What don't you agree with? Just about every rating on there's 1 mark too high.

Routledge has improved immeasurably since he joined Swansea. By the time he left us he was playing shite every week. It's a moot point, anyway. Has he bollocks, man. He's just being played in a 4-3-3 instead of being asked to graft in a rigid 4-4-2. Routledge has always been good enough for our squad and would walk into our team with Hatem out.

Never gets that far.

How does that mitigate for him? Nine out of ten of his corners turn our attack in defence.

Fed up of Pardew for playing him when there's several better options.

What?

Should be banned from taking corners. Bloody useless at it and it costs us.

I'm very worried about Elliott against Stoke.

Playing Jonas and Tiote against this lot was always going to end badly. Neither would get near Swansea's bench.

Can't be bothered getting into this again, far better, more positive things to contemplate. He was poor in his first season, OK in The Championship, mostly poor with good late form in the first season back, useful last season and absolutely terrible this campaign. That's all I'm gonna say on him; thankfully we've replaced the deadwood with real footballers recently and he's next.

I absolutely love Jonas, just think he's a crap footballer who's held us back since his first season.

He'll join Smith at Dons.

Most cruisers will fight at around 95 kilos after making weight the day before at 90. You're right, too. The intense training camps required for boxing would cause gradual weight loss too.

Great article by his standards apart from the nonsense about Subway and Nando's.

Dinho just loves using sexual swear words in reference to chaps. He was at it the other day, too.

are we forgetting how good he has been for us based on half a season? He's been an NUFC player for 4 and a half years. You know as well as I do there's loads more to it than the rubbish he's served up since August.

Never had the talent to be a Newcastle player anyway.

Can you imagine how bad he must've been 10 years ago?

Get in!

Seems very random, like. Perhaps nobody really wanted to take it and Santon was asked having not scored for us yet.

Cruiserweight.

Yeah, I think people on here for whatever reason don't like admitting that it's not a case of the injury not being fully healed. His stamina probably just isn't up to it yet.