Ronaldo

Krul Simpson Williamson Taylor Santon Anita Tiote Bigirimana Ben Arfa Cisse Ba Never gonna happen, though.

We should petition William Hague if they actually try to do it. Blow the whole country to hell.

I think she's lovely.

You've been sitting on that all day?

From 35 yards, after a s*** Joe Hart headed clearance. Just seen it. Hart's a national disgrace now.

Brilliant. I'm assuming Zlatan scored an overheed?

His value just went up by £3m. New contract please.

Bollocks, forgot all about this.

Without verging into "Jose Enrique body language" territory, they don't look at each other very often during matches, let alone pass to one another! Rather strange considering the glowing terms Ba spoke of "Papisto" in when he first arrived at the club. I think so too, just what I was told.

He's still essentially a poor substitute for a box-to-box player in that role.

I've heard from a few people including one inside the club that Ba and Cisse don't get on at all.

Not good news, but he has been starting for far too long.

The movement from the midfield has been brainless and ineffective for as long as I can remember.

Buffon OG.

Trust me, you've never needed Cheick Tiote. Gosling's technically not quite what we'd hoped but he'll come good eventually.

Tiote's known by almost every football fan I've spoken too down here as 'that nutter who kicks people'. I found it and still find it absolutely staggering that he was being linked to Man Utd at any point during his NUFC career.

You'd be putting emphasis on goals too if you supported a team who don't create clear chances and have very few natural finishers.

I agree with you in a way, but I'd represent my second country in a heartbeat (wasn't born there, not been back in years and no longer have close family there) mainly because I'd be extremely proud to do so, not because of wanting a piece of the spotlight.

There's another small portion who've fallen in love with our players (ironically the same ones the media link to bigger clubs) and massively overrate them - subsequently refusing to significantly blame anyone but Pardew when they perform poorly individually and collectively.

Embarrassing.

It's been mentioned by at least a couple on here today, and there's another 3 or 4 who you know fine well would be in favour.

Dude, as Mick says, I'm not for one second advocating the long ball tactic. It's not something I'm totally against per se but it's almost criminally unsuitable for our current playing staff.

Yes.

That is inspired.

Says who, by the way? Nolan was only ever a true goal threat when 2 strikers were on the pitch with him.