Ronaldo

Yeah. You first.

You were referring to the style of play, though. Not results. Come to think of it, that's not like you at all. Silly me.

To be fair, I don't particularly find any style of our football boring if it gets results, but Bobby would often play predictable front to back stuff. It wasn't his modus operandi, but he knew there was a place for it.

Don't think they give a damn as long as we win.

Shola out wide, perfect.

And that's before you even look at it in context. Obviously playing in his favourite position at the expense of Cisse isn't enough. We'll most likely lose him on the last day of the window leaving us with no chance to replace him.

Sooner we move past him the better.

1-1.

It's because we don't have the players, nor the tactical acumen to open up such teams.

Genetics. You can see he isn't built for the explosive power you often need to be a professional athlete. He must be all slow-twitch muscle fibers.

To be fair to Spurs they did their part and played some lovely stuff. You know exactly what you're getting from Swansea and West Ham, though - both teams completely spoling their games. Can't stand watching either of them.

That's the point, though. Since he signed for us we've had problems creating chances. There's a big part of the reason.

Way to avoid explaining yet another double standard. You're the one who repeatedly makes yourself look stupid man, coming out with stuff everyone knows you wouldn't dare utter in person.

Yet it's basically the same group of players - or replacements at a similar level, minus Cabaye - you were expecting a 5th place finish from.

Who can't be trusted anywhere near the ball. Not a decent CB in my book.

As long as he scores he couldn't give a shit, man.

I think we'll scrape a draw. Think they'll try to make it difficult for us to open them up, and we'll not have the answer with that front 6.

Parker's far better with the ball at his feet, in fairness.

Who would you have started instead of him? Marveaux, Bigi or Shane from those on the bench.

Old Yeller sums it up personally. Except Old Yeller was a great dog.

City player in altercation with fans?

We played against a team who let us play in the second half so they could soak up and counter. QPR won't - they'll be a lot tighter on us. Brilliant my arse. We're in big, big trouble.

Losing all respect for Pardew. No excuse for starting this joker.

We're just dreadful, man. City have been average by their standards.