Ronaldo

Him and Taylor were very good.

Completely agree with that. Looked fitter than I've ever seen him.

work rate, strength, aggression,height and a bit of pace. He'd offer a lot there. Ba?

Are you allowed to head the ball during Ramadan?

Anita should have started ahead of Cabaye, like. Type of game where he generally just doesn't feature, even when fully fit - which he isn't.

Why the hell did Ba duck?

Yep. Ridiculous.

He obviously left the ground when he heard he wasn't in the squad.

It explains he absence from the PSV squad, anyway.

WIN IT!

What?

Isn't he injured?

MUV!

Hope he doesn't get this week's wages.

If the last few years or anything to go by there'll defintely be the need in September. Fuck it, a fan should do the trick.

I'm in a rental, unfortunately. I'm gonna nip out to the 24-hr Tesco right now and buy a fan.

Christ. This game tomorrow, and it's 20 degrees here. How the fuck am I supposed to sleep?

Probably not. Got 02/03 season review on man Flying High. Just about to stick it on.

I really like Fenham Mag. Great guy and a very good poster.

Little things like costing us goals?

Think that belongs to Laurent, to be honest.

He's never looked out of his depth in the first team. He's the only one of the young lads you can say that about.

Indeed. Shame he wasn't born 5 feet tall, because then he'd making himself useful scrubbing toilets in McDonald's.

We get it, he's a brother.

I do hope in light of his previous misdemeanors his contract included a clause or two relating to appearances. Hopefully he's getting a lot less than the suggested 10K a week.