Ronaldo

His auntie works there. She'll tell everyone who'll listen that he wants to come back here.

Agree with the second bit, not the first.

Lampard's such a hero.

Dreadful.

Aye, the irony of malnourished little bastards from council estates in South Shields singing 'Manchester's a shithole'.

Wales would have done well to make a poorer choice. Arrogant n all which makes it twice as bad. Absolutely hates us, too. Fuck him.

What's he said now?

Who's unfortunately a lot more ITK than a talentless cunt like him deserves.

He looks like a retired Cockney bus driver.

Indeed.

What a fucking joke that is.

Yeah. I despise them more and more with every season.

Dyer had a million times the talent Barton does, like. Most of Owen's 'talent' had buggered off by the time he joined us.

another talented little t*** with no direction. In addition to whom?

Taylor captain? No thanks.

Nah, that would've been crap.

Lineker? whats that about? I've no clue what you're talking about, dude. Since Lineker (see '86 and '90) we've had nobody (bar Shearer's one off) who looked like scoring goals when it mattered in the tournaments. The press for some reason have continually ignored this fact, mainly due to the fact that most of them are in Rooney and Owen's pockets.

Yeah, that was my guess. Elliott scored a lovely goal that day.

Read the examples, dude. A lot are fairly recent and don't involve teenagers.

Bellamy's an amazing player and character to have on your side. He won more games 'by himself' for us than any player I can remember.

If it's the same wife he had back in the day then he's well shot. A dreadful human being according to everyone who came into contact with her on a matchday.

Mido? Shame. I thougth the first part of the chant was perfect. The stuff about him looking like Richard Reid? Nah, never heard that chant, but it's bang-on, tbh.

Mido? Shame. I thougth the first part of the chant was perfect.

Shame it took 2 attempts. Joke ruined, tbh.