Ronaldo

How the f*** am I supposed to support England this summer man? I physically can't do it.

GET THE FUCK IN!

Should get a break from life, the detestable little cunt.

Cheat.

He's always been like that.

Only one was a penalty, too.

How many did he score that year? In the league it was 29.

People will disagree but Drogba's 09-10 is still the best season I've seen from a striker in England. Phenomenal.

Weaker foot.

SHITE! Big game player.

Shoot ah!

We're going to do that.

Keep it up, Didier!

Justice for the 60 seconds.

Spurs.

Just scores penalties these days. Nonsense.

Says Joey Barton's biggest fan. He has every right to say it.

The Liverpool game. It sunk in that we were going to finish top 6.

Still s**** at commanding his box though. Yep. Partly why very few defenders have looked genuinely good in front of him.

Both commentators scared to say dive. Wankers.

I doubt it, like. Santon perhaps.

Like he even gives a shit about thew ballon d'or, man. He'll never come close to winning it anyway.

Yeah, that's the priority.