Ronaldo

Crazy to think how many times we went into the season expecting to challenge for a CL place and finished mid-table or lower, or got relegated! A lot would have taken another 12th place finish in September, but here we are. Crazy.

I haven't seen many teams in Spain (if any) play like Swansea. It's all a load of shite.

The Madrid side is filled with very good players.

Don't forget the man in charge.

The woman I spoke to today said the optimum temperature is actually about -135. It sounds like getting stabbed. Can't wait, like.

How's Big Carlo doing in general?

Christ.

That Paint-edited picture gets me every single time, man.

Surely you've seen the story before? The bloke took fuckwittery to a whole new unexplored stratosphere. I have. Was that actually Spence from here?

Good shout on Scholes. He's been excellent.

Ankle tendon trauma, constant shoulder fatigue from boxing, broken hand, lower back muscles in bits. Just sounds like something really reinvigorating. I see a physio every week for a sports massage but this sounds like something a bit more invasive.

Found somewhere in Stoke that does it.

Sounds like something I'd like to try, that.

Because you asked if Ryan Taylor was the next top scorer. He wasn't, Best was.

Yep. I was out in Leeds on Saturday night. Everyone, and I mean everyone, wanted to talk about NUFC.

Right, and how does this have any relevance? Ba's had a very good season; Best hasn't.

I don't see it as a problem. If they aren't in the cup final they'll have nothing to play for. Well, that's my point.

He really isn't the main reason, like. But a lot of his goals were useful. Who else was scoring while he was? At one point wasn't the next top scorer Ryan Taylor? Leon Best was, tbh. Still, he scored some important goals, but he was never the most important. Best has 4 goals man What the hell has that got to do with it?

The only game I can't see us winning is Everton away but that changes if they make the cup final.

Not often. And because he's been the 2nd best striker in the league this season.

Best one I've seen so far.

He really isn't the main reason, like. But a lot of his goals were useful. Who else was scoring while he was? At one point wasn't the next top scorer Ryan Taylor? Leon Best was, tbh. Still, he scored some important goals, but he was never the most important.

At worst I'm sitting in the home end. I'd probably get away with wearing my shirt.

2 hours I think. I'm sure if you rang Wigan up they'd tell you. It's what I did for League Cup game at Blackburn. Cheers, buddy. I might wander along today.